^ Banned for taking your time while passing a stone.

^ banned for climbing over a rock and making it roll

^ banned for being a rolling stone

^ banned for gathering moss

^ Banned for shaming sloths for their moss collections.

Banned because I'm ashamed of letting honkers go bonkers.

Banned because I hate how the loop function on YouTube works differently between PC and your smartphone, where the former will allow you to loop the video immediately while the latter has the probability of playing an ad before looping.

Banned for not using Adblock on your phone.

Banned for using a program to subtract ads.

^Banned from your phone for forgetting your unlock code.

Banned for making J Lo question himself while in fact you had changed the unlock code when you had him distracted with this song not long ago, cause I would be too!

Banned for not closing your ears, so you won't get distracted with a song.

^banned because that won't do any good anyway, since he's got the music in him

Banned for surgically removing the music from him.

^Banned for not remembering to have posted this.