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Fairfox: Teh Oreo cake I bought is so, so disappointing
Black Forest gateau is much better.
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Fairfox: .
I wish I was in the US so I could ask you out for gateau, Foxette.

I wish I wish.
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Kleetus: I almost ejaculated after reading that, BradMan.

You should be writing porno scripts and directing, I think you'd make a great director.
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Tried to write some stories on *some* of my adventures before on a site with such material, but they went under censorship and me got banned. Whenever and wherever i weave a story made up of 100% truth and 0% lies, it always gets shafted from moderation (maybe fault was that the site was local) and probably, me banned right after. People generally are allergic to faithful storytelling without montage, tampering and alterations, especially those who hide the raw, the ugliness and make things more swallow-able for your average little human, who hasn't seen life's true face for shit.

As i said, i have nowhere to vent my anger and frustration from things, heck, even online everyone purges anything i try to speak of; not only i am deprived of justice, but of even being heard. You may have a friend to go out for beer and discuss something that upset you. I can't discuss with anyone this side (think of it something like: I have the right to remain silent or they will use everything i say against me) and even online, i get censored and banned.

Besides, i am no director. I am always the hapless person to whom everything happens. But thanks, you helped me get an idea. By you mentioning "scripts" and "directing", i thought of something good. But this i am keeping it for myself.

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Tauto: Oh,and she's a good faker.
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Moan COULD be faked, okay, my bad. The small "lake" of her crystal clear, see-through pussy juice though, can't be faked. Gal soaked me wet with her discharge (body squirming and down-there-throbbing aside), after my magic hands worked their wonders on her wonderful body.
Yep,write some books.
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Tauto: Yep,write some books.
Where would the fun be in that? Info is not free, besides...
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Tauto: Yep,write some books.
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Where would the fun be in that? Info is not free, besides...
Never say 'you should write some books' to an aspiring writer. The next response you get is going to be them typing out their life story.
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Tauto: Yep,write some books.
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Where would the fun be in that? Info is not free, besides...
Well,..........that's confusing or are you very very rich?
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Where would the fun be in that? Info is not free, besides...
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Emob78: Never say 'you should write some books' to an aspiring writer. The next response you get is going to be them typing out their life story.
He is not an aspiring writer but a fair spinner of yarns.
Post edited September 11, 2016 by Tauto
An annoying fly in my room.
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Tauto: 1) Well,..........that's confusing or are you very very rich?

2) He is not an aspiring writer but a fair spinner of yarns.
1) As i said, in the past, i attended a private school and had the misfortune of knowing many "higher" people in society. Hence "part" of (the magnitude of) my problems. (imagine fighting with a friend, or getting bad blood even without your fault and dicking each other out; now, imagine this kid's old man being a major or something like that)

2) Ha ha, bless you! You people entertain me a lot and keep spicing things up for me constantly in our little gathering, with your usual treatment! I can't express to you how much amused i am, each and every time people try to make fun of me and prove me a daydreamer, or even thinking that i am somehow proving that! This, the entertainment you provide me with, through your reactions, is actually to me your "payment" for my story telling. For me it's very funny, observing this: when i speak the truth and others discredit it as lies; while, when others feed them lies, people, readily plus eagerly, accept it as the truth. Can't get enough of this, honestly! Especially when i come across it offline...

Plus, i get what i need, which is to vent my anger and frustration away, in a place i can talk freely, without someone banning me or people harming me further by using the things i let out of me. Win win situation, if i ever saw one! And letting it out already made me feel better and all.
Post edited September 11, 2016 by KiNgBrAdLeY7
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Tauto: 1) Well,..........that's confusing or are you very very rich?

2) He is not an aspiring writer but a fair spinner of yarns.
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: 1) As i said, in the past, i attended a private school and had the misfortune of knowing many "higher" people in society. Hence "part" of (the magnitude of) my problems. (imagine fighting with a friend, or getting bad blood even without your fault and dicking each other out; now, imagine this kid's old man being a major or something like that)

2) Ha ha, bless you! You people entertain me a lot and keep spicing things up for me constantly in our little gathering, with your usual treatment! I can't express to you how much amused i am, each and every time people try to make fun of me and prove me a daydreamer, or even thinking that i am somehow proving that! This, the entertainment you provide me with, through your reactions, is actually to me your "payment" for my story telling. For me it's very funny, observing this: when i speak the truth and others discredit it as lies; while, when others feed them lies, people, readily plus eagerly, accept it as the truth. Can't get enough of this, honestly! Especially when i come across it offline...

Plus, i get what i need, which is to vent my anger and frustration away, in a place i can talk freely, without someone banning me or people harming me further by using the things i let out of me. Win win situation, if i ever saw one! And letting it out already made me feel better and all.
My friend,I'm afraid you stretch the truth a tad and add stuff to make it sound interesting and yes I get some jollies also reading the stories of your natural/fantasy life.
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Tauto: My friend,I'm afraid you stretch the truth a tad and add stuff to make it sound interesting and yes I get some jollies also reading the stories of your natural/fantasy life.
Good. Keep it that way.

And yo, thanks for your hard effort. Are you "mythbuster" by profession? Either way, you entertain me a lot. Those fabulous interventions are really satisfying. You know, people struggling to disprove someone else who has nothing to gain by "bitching about their life", without him ever even asking for a reply (at least presently) to begin with, is so smug! I love you guys! Keep up the hard work!
Post edited September 11, 2016 by KiNgBrAdLeY7
I maybe should put this is in the "what made me happy" thread because while a pain on the ass, the irony of what has happened is making me laugh my ass off, which is always fun. :D

For the first time in sixteen years I got a flu shot.

I have the flu.

XD
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tinyE: For the first time in sixteen years I got a flu show.
I've never been to one of them, must be a Madagascan thing.

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Fairfox: S'okay, you could just send me one
No, I want to consume gateau with you, and I want to watch you eat the cherries.
Post edited September 11, 2016 by Kleetus