Hmmm, a golfer. First time I've heard of him.
Always sad when people die though.

He was a champion and a gentleman.

DAMN! As the wise proverb goes: "One picture, one thousand words"!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cmh58DaWYAAL9YR.jpg

Shit, how can i unsee that?

I just went from a 19 inch monitor to a 26 inch. Now I have to start my whole fucking backlog over from scratch!

Is she your ex-girlfriend that you hate ?

No? It's the woman living together with our Prime Minister (they are not even married, due to ideology and atheism), in a recent, official visit to China... Even though the government attempted to cheat and rip-off a big chinese company (Cosco) investing in our place, through the agreement on paper being changed in secret, after being signed (your typical, left wing vermin, thief, cheat, swindler, then accusing bad capitalism even though he was at fault)... The chinese PM even gifted the stupid husband of hers with a BICYCLE (he probably understood he was a child-brained idiot). The rest of the team was dressed even worse (that's why the photo isn't showing more people), those leftist nutters apparently know nothing of etiquette, protocol or formal political visits to other countries. They ridicule both themselves and the people being forced to be ruled by them. Damn, man, i always knew that left wing was composed of trash, but this is simply too much!

My ex was a bit ugly, but totally not something like *that*, damn!

I want to hurt myself after I read your posts, BradMan.

If only their voters felt about the same way as you do... This stupid circus of a government full of clowns doesn't fall prematurely, or even worse it gets elected again and "other" goes out of business forever.

http://www.bovary.gr/sites/default/files/styles/1070x570/public/field/image/forema-peristera1070.jpg?itok=6KIMm9wZ

http://cdn.cnngreece.gr/media/com_news/galleries/2016/07/04/2767/photos/full/_ABP1408.jpg

http://www.lifo.gr/icache/500/286/1/1025580_image2.jpg

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http://mononews.gr/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/peristera-baziana6.jpg

http://www.protothema.gr/files/1/2016/07/07/baziana-lila-1.jpg

For the love of god, just notice the facial expression of their hosts, towards them! When they gaze upon them, it's either with angry looks or with smile full or irony, like in No7 and No8 mostly!

And they even tried to cheat chinese in a business deal (Business with Cosco was almost foiled, because after the documents being signed, they changed part of the agreement's context from governmental part)! Others' are crooks, i tell you!

That yellow son of a bitch in the kitchen keeps screaming at the top of his tiny lungs as if he's trying to phone home to Australia without a fucking phone. I swear I'll strangle the little feather duster eventually if he keeps waking me up at sunrise.

I had to read this three times before I realized that you wren't talking about Bradley or Kleetus.

If either of them live in my kitchen, I'd like 'em to pay rent and provide booze, but I was talking about a budgie - thanks for making me laugh, though.

I'd love to live in your pantry, mein fräulein.

BTW, what's your budgie's name, you should call it Kleetus?

There's no room in my pantry, it's where I keep the prisoners who scare Jehova's witnesses away with their scratching and moaning.
And the bird is appropriately named Shouty McScreamface. Plus, I think it's a girl. Take it back. Take the screaming little monster back to Australia.

I would name her Gidget, here li'l Gidget, come play with Kleetus.

You can tell the sex from the colour of the cere.

I learnt that from watching Daktari and Wild Kingdom.

What, like this Gidget? Either way, I'll stick with Shouty McScreamface until she stops fucking shouting.

Yeah, I know. I learned that from reading up on budgies ever since I was 10. A month ago I found out they eat zucchini, except McScreamface punches the slices of zucchini until they fly off.