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amrit9037: As a kid I always wanted to become a pilot.
Turned out it's way too expensive to get a pilot license here.
Started to fly plane in flight sims. :P
FlightGear FTW!!!
As a kid I always wanted to become a pornstar.

Turned out nobody would pay to watch me have sex.

Starting trolling porn sites.

Red Tube FTW!!!
I've got a new record of Amazon UK "dividing" my orders:
for 13 items (11books + 2 blu-rays), I have 4 different parcels on the way (one is carried by DHL which I hate)
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Kleetus:
you have bad taste of porn.
Try different and popular sites.
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catpower1980:
You are lucky that they didn't send you 11 parcels.
Amazon should give an option for single delivery even if it takes a bit more time.
I once ordered 4-5 books from them.
Turned out they sent them all via different courier services and 3 of them ended up in next town.
Post edited July 22, 2016 by amrit9037
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amrit9037: As a kid I always wanted to become a pilot.
Turned out it's way too expensive to get a pilot license here.
Started to fly plane in flight sims. :P
FlightGear FTW!!!
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Kleetus: As a kid I always wanted to become a pornstar.

Turned out nobody would pay to watch me have sex.

Starting trolling porn sites.

Red Tube FTW!!!
Kleetus was always an ambitious young fellow. He was aiming for the stars as soon as he could see them.

Only problem was... he was aiming at them with his penis. *rimshot*
I did and still have some girl in my apartment and well she is at slpeep.. anyway some person couple hours ago that we were having noices.. we didn't get so far, he turn it down.. Oh man.. I've been living in horror of noices and next time any assholish fiend makes a sound I will ring his bell in his head.
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Antimateria: I did and still have some girl in my apartment and well she is at slpeep..
How many tablets did you use?

I usually throw in a few extra, I won't take any chances.
Just broke off any contact with my ex with whom I've been trying to kinda remain friends for ages. Our friendship was in a better place than ever before. Zero jealousy, no regrets, only comfortable and casual but open and honest conversations. We haven't actually been in touch much, just a few chats online and two meetings this year. But it has been taking a toll on my relationship with my girlfriend with whom I've been for many years now and - I'm more certain of that than ever before - I want to marry. Rather soon. I would have done this before but my girlfriend did a perfect job of hiding how much it bothers her. I actually asked her for her permission before each meeting with the ex and she made it seem like it wasn't a big deal to her.

Only several hours ago I learned that it's eating her up and I get it. So I did the whole program: unfriend her (the ex, that is), remove her from any contacts, remove other stuff that could remind me of her and send her an email explaining things including an apology. It's a bit nasty because she was in a pretty shitty place not that long ago. She seemed a tad better the very last time we had a conversation, though. On one hand I feel kinda relieved but I can't deny that it also sucks. She's one of my oldest friends I've been still in touch with and meeting her made me feel good about myself. She showed genuine interest in how I'm doing and what I do, knew the right things to say to lift my spirits and could really relate to the things that bother me. The idea that I'm losing that actually hurts. Still, it's worth the sacrifice and I'll have to make sure that my girlfriend and friends I have no problematic history with will take her place entirely.
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F4LL0UT: Just broke off any contact with my ex with whom I've been trying to kinda remain friends for ages. Our friendship was in a better place than ever before. Zero jealousy, no regrets, only comfortable and casual but open and honest conversations. We haven't actually been in touch much, just a few chats online and two meetings this year. But it has been taking a toll on my relationship with my girlfriend with whom I've been for many years now and - I'm more certain of that than ever before - I want to marry. Rather soon. I would have done this before but my girlfriend did a perfect job of hiding how much it bothers her. I actually asked her for her permission before each meeting with the ex and she made it seem like it wasn't a big deal to her.

Only several hours ago I learned that it's eating her up and I get it. So I did the whole program: unfriend her (the ex, that is), remove her from any contacts, remove other stuff that could remind me of her and send her an email explaining things including an apology. It's a bit nasty because she was in a pretty shitty place not that long ago. She seemed a tad better the very last time we had a conversation, though. On one hand I feel kinda relieved but I can't deny that it also sucks. She's one of my oldest friends I've been still in touch with and meeting her made me feel good about myself. She showed genuine interest in how I'm doing and what I do, knew the right things to say to lift my spirits and could really relate to the things that bother me. The idea that I'm losing that actually hurts. Still, it's worth the sacrifice and I'll have to make sure that my girlfriend and friends I have no problematic history with will take her place entirely.
Yes. We know all the that. What we want to know is, does she have nice tits? =)
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Emob78: Yes. We know all the that. What we want to know is, does she have nice tits? =)
My girlfriend? Yes. My ex? Not so much.
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Emob78: Yes. We know all the that. What we want to know is, does she have nice tits? =)
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F4LL0UT: My girlfriend? Yes. My ex? Not so much.
Then you clearly made the right choice and your post should be in the "What made you happy today" thread. :-)
Wow there's some seriously ugly people in this world, every time I go out I'm amazed at some people's ugliness.

And yet most are married or have partners.

Which makes me wonder, do ugly people perceive ugliness differently, or do they just take what they can get?

I would appreciate a clarification of this from someone hideously ugly.

Thanks in advance.
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Kleetus: Wow there's some seriously ugly people in this world, every time I go out I'm amazed at some people's ugliness.

And yet most are married or have partners.

Which makes me wonder, do ugly people perceive ugliness differently, or do they just take what they can get?

I would appreciate a clarification of this from someone hideously ugly.

Thanks in advance.
I'd like to tell you the answer face to face, but in your case I wouldn't know which end I was talking to.
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tinyE: I'd like to tell you the answer face to face
I don't think you'd be familiar with that position, Mr e, you're a Homoerectus.
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