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Telika: I have developed an addiction to water.
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NoxTM: There is no cure.
Only thirst.

Dun Dun Duuuuuuuun!
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tinyE: The world's biggest asshole just booked a room with us for next month.

I don't think I can deal with this prick.

My best bet is to hope a giant meteor destroys the planet before he gets here.
That's arsehole(s). Didn't you get my memo that it was a booking for 2??!?
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tinyE: The world's biggest asshole just booked a room with us for next month.

I don't think I can deal with this prick.

My best bet is to hope a giant meteor destroys the planet before he gets here.
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Tarnicus: That's arsehole(s). Didn't you get my memo that it was a booking for 2??!?
I'm really worried about this TBH but thanks for the laugh. :D
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Tarnicus: That's arsehole(s). Didn't you get my memo that it was a booking for 2??!?
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tinyE: I'm really worried about this TBH but thanks for the laugh. :D
I've got lager, stout, cider, Irish cream and Jagermeister. At this rate I won't make it there or will have enough internal fuel to attract the meteor Down Under. All is good :) About time I got you a laugh back mate, you've given myself and Munki many :)

Edit: if you are seriously worried about the world's biggest arsehole making a booking, I have to ask - why accept it? I struggle to understand why humans do things that make them stressed and unhappy. I cannot fathom any amount of "stuff" that makes such things worthwhile. My assumption is that this is beyond your control, and if so, can you make yourself scarce to avoid the stress? That is my solution for similar problems. Either that or numbing the fuck out of my mind and body.
Post edited April 27, 2015 by Tarnicus
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tinyE: I'm really worried about this TBH but thanks for the laugh. :D
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Tarnicus: I've got lager, stout, cider, Irish cream and Jagermeister. At this rate I won't make it there or will have enough internal fuel to attract the meteor Down Under. All is good :) About time I got you a laugh back mate, you've given myself and Munki many :)

Edit: if you are seriously worried about the world's biggest arsehole making a booking, I have to ask - why accept it? I struggle to understand why humans do things that make them stressed and unhappy. I cannot fathom any amount of "stuff" that makes such things worthwhile. My assumption is that this is beyond your control, and if so, can you make yourself scarce to avoid the stress? That is my solution for similar problems. Either that or numbing the fuck out of my mind and body.
By the time we figured out who it was we had already taken the reservation. I can't turn around and say "Oh it's you, I'm sorry we are booked after all." XD
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tinyE: By the time we figured out who it was we had already taken the reservation. I can't turn around and say "Oh it's you, I'm sorry we are booked after all." XD
Now that's where we differ, and most likely why I socialise physically only briefly and very little and am on a disability pension for mental illness. I've told multiple bosses to "fuck off" as my way of leaving previous jobs, and seem to burn bridges as life goes on, so I've stopped building them and instead wait under them demanding my 5 gold coins as payment for walking over them :D
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tinyE: By the time we figured out who it was we had already taken the reservation. I can't turn around and say "Oh it's you, I'm sorry we are booked after all." XD
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Tarnicus: Now that's where we differ, and most likely why I socialise physically only briefly and very little and am on a disability pension for mental illness. I've told multiple bosses to "fuck off" as my way of leaving previous jobs, and seem to burn bridges as life goes on, so I've stopped building them and instead wait under them demanding my 5 gold coins as payment for walking over them :D
I am my boss. I can't tell myself to fuck off.

Well I can, but I seriously doubt it will accomplish anything. :P
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Tarnicus: Now that's where we differ, and most likely why I socialise physically only briefly and very little and am on a disability pension for mental illness. I've told multiple bosses to "fuck off" as my way of leaving previous jobs, and seem to burn bridges as life goes on, so I've stopped building them and instead wait under them demanding my 5 gold coins as payment for walking over them :D
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tinyE: I am my boss. I can't tell myself to fuck off.

Well I can, but I seriously doubt it will accomplish anything. :P
Oh I tell myself that daily, then get angry with myself, have a bit of punch on and always win/lose :P It accomplishes completely nothing, which is my goal in life.
Damn, I know actor typecasting is a horribly unfair career-devastating thing. But hell. IT crowd's jen makes the honourable woman so difficult to watch seriously. :-(
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tinyE: I am my boss. I can't tell myself to fuck off.
You can fuck yourself, though. Or at least try. I've seen Ron Jeremy do it once.

Seriously, though, I always thought it's a family business and that one of your parents is practically your boss. Telling them to fuck off would still suck but it should at least be technically possible.
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tinyE: I am my boss. I can't tell myself to fuck off.
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F4LL0UT: You can fuck yourself, though. Or at least try. I've seen Ron Jeremy do it once.

Seriously, though, I always thought it's a family business and that one of your parents is practically your boss. Telling them to fuck off would still suck but it should at least be technically possible.
It is family and my mother brought me in this world, she can take me out! :P
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tinyE: I am my boss. I can't tell myself to fuck off.

Well I can, but I seriously doubt it will accomplish anything. :P
As someone in the same boat, I can assure you that it will make you feel better. Can't hurt to try - not like you can fire yourself, right?
I fucking hate the goddamn education system complex in the United States and the need for them to greedy assholes. Seriously, what the fuck!

Seriously, I decided to like and live in the same student Residence hall for my final year of college to hang out with my friends before I leave for graduate school, and also because the Residence Hall I am is the least expensive out of all the options on campus.

Until today, I receive the email from the fucking Vice President of Finance and Operations*, titled "<University Name> Policy Change- All Residence Hall Students Required Meal Plan".

And it requires everyone who lives on campus, like the title says, to buy a fucking meal plan that at a minimum cost of $1,700 a semester.

The bullshit excuse?

Something about improving student performance by making us eat healthier, which is complete and utter bullshit for anyone who eats at the goddamn student cafeteria. Not only that but it is not their goddamn responsibility to make sure we eat right or not. It is up to the student own free-fucking-will to make sure whether they eat right or not, not the goddamn Vice President of FINANCE AND OPERATIOSN?**

And guess what the only exception to this is?

The student student apartments AKA the most expensive options on campus.

As a responsible citizen of the United States, I am trying to not get into too much debt so I can pay it off fast. i am planning on taking on sixty hours on work this summer to minimize my debt, like any responsible person would do.

However this does not help the students at all. In the long run this fucks us over by forcing to pile on more debt by either forcing us to buy overpriced student meal plans or living off campus in an apartment which are much more expensive.

Honestly, reasons and bullshit like this make me leaning towards going to school in places Finland or Norway for graduate school and not put up with the bullshit here.


Now excuse me while I figure out who I can share an apartment with next semester, which either are some friends I know or my brother.

* Seriously, you are going to make me believe that bullshit.
**Seriously, they are not even trying to make themselves seem to have a legitimate excuse to do this.
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F4LL0UT: You can fuck yourself, though. Or at least try. I've seen Ron Jeremy do it once.

Seriously, though, I always thought it's a family business and that one of your parents is practically your boss. Telling them to fuck off would still suck but it should at least be technically possible.
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tinyE: It is family and my mother brought me in this world, she can take me out! :P
You could always change the name to Bates Motel and tell the guy to remember to visit your mum in the basement when he gets there - that might scare him off.