^ Misunderstands the lyrics of Pink Floyd.

^ Is Stalin & Hitler all in one.

^Has a recent after logout experience he doesn't want to share. It was too traumatic.

^ He has relevant, understandable, and a very real loathing of GOG's reCAPTCHA log in.

^Knows the full plot and dialog of the 'arr rated' pirate movie "The Booty and the Beast".

edit: typo

^ His favorite movie is "Night of the Living Dead" (the 1990 remake).

^ his favorite eating utensil is also his weapon of choice, which is the sai.

^Him wearing a helmet is the result of several attempts to use a Nunchaku for home videos.

^ Wears a bicycle helmet to give people the impression that he rides a bike, but he never learned how.

^hasn't noticed the bell and the bike light I carry with me to perfect the illusion :(

^ Thought about calling him by the nickname Sport, for that reason, but ultimately decided to call him Spiff instead.

^Is still trying ro raise the founds for the Giant Gummy Bear so he can submit all needed Fizz Cola Bottle Jelly Beans to the Cream Egg for the Peanut M&Ms process to start. Asked his partner to transfer one and a half million pounds via a Giant Gummy Lizard.
... at least that's what his last email said.

^ Is the Giant Gummy Lizard, and changes flavor to match his color.

^ He ate the Cadbury Bunny last week, because not enough peeps bought marshmallow confections this Easter season