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^ Only eats the plastic eggs.
^ Is the reason classic Kinder Eggs are now banned in the US
(they kept lazily eating the egg without removing the toy inside first)
^ Once again snuck into my home and ranked my gamez.
^ keeps squids in his house and hosts squid games. Those games are really brutal....
Post edited April 24, 2023 by le_chevalier
^ Named one of the squids Squidward.
^ He named one of the squids, Tentacles.
^Named his tentacles Gary and Frank.
^ He gave his primary inguinal protuberance the moniker, "Monster."
^Named his small intestine "Fat Man" and his large intestine "Little Boy." The resulting confusion and other things caused by this make him laugh as he smokes his Pipe Weed.
Post edited April 25, 2023 by oldgamebuff42
^ He knows that a jovial wizard produces the most entertaining smoke rings.
^ What's he have in that wagon, pipe-weed? Weeeeeeed? No, it's cocaine!
^ Snarfs any kind of mind burning narcotics, but pretends to have preferences.
^Has the second worst possible health condition, worst one being dead.
Post edited April 25, 2023 by neumi5694
^ the amount of teeth he's lost is self-evident that he's bitten a host of humans.
"Little people" are watching him.

o.o