Thinks he is a cascader or something, but always conveniently forgets that this is my role and it obviously is reserved.

^puts fake eyeballs in his soup.

^ He enjoys Halloween

^ gets employed every Christmas.

^ When he was but a young lad, he met Santa and pulled his beard because he doubted the authenticity of the jolly fellow dressed in a red suit. It was verily the real Santa and he was so amused that he repsonded with a hearty "Ho ho ho!"

^Told some kid who wanted a BB Gun No, and that the kid would just shoot his eye out with it

^ Can levitate fish using only the power his mind.

^ is philosophically doctored.

^ Missed me for four days.

Is convicted by PETA, for killing a member of a threatened with extinction species; Balrog was a living fossil, how could you?

Didn't expect that his little Balrog pups would grow that big.

^ was screaming "Ack! Ack! Ack!" while looking for the first time a fully grown up Balrog.

Banned for, "You shall not pass!"

Always posts in the correct game threads on the forums