^ He is very greedy but it is okay because he never steals.

^ He admires "The Man of Steel," not the man who steals.

^ He is John Galt.

^ his name as shown on his ID card is Richard Bent. Friends, relatives, and neighbors call him Dick, endearingly.

^ Insists on speaking the last name first and once accidentally called Richard Bent, "Benedict".

^ Plays Faeria competitively.

^ Plays pocket pool competitively.

^ plays pool in his pocket

^ Has a pool in his backyard.

^ Has a backyard in the Poolrooms and a pool in the Backrooms.

^ Keeps his rooms backward so that the pool can drain from them into the yard, while he pockets the debris that it leaves behind.

^ Longs for the day he clips into the Poolrooms and he'll then live as a nudist.

^ Is already a nudist, and there's a petition signed by over 1000 people to force him to wear clothes, even though only 3 people have ever seen him without clothes, 2 of whom are doctors and the other is himself.

^ He failed to mention that the two doctors which he mentioned are the two out of ten who don't recommend sugarless gum for their patients who chew gum.