^ Knows a lot about naval ranks because he held most of them at one point in time. Then he quit over internal politics.

^ Is a French-Syrian terrorist who hates cryogenic labs.

^ can only live in the zubtropical regions of the world.

^ Much more wind energy would be produced world-wide were windmills not his preferred jousting targets.

^ Is unable and unwilling to stop le_chevalier's jousting.

^ Plays Joust with a joystick from a real airplane.

^ Tried to play Carmageddon in real life. Consequently, now no one will ensure him and HMA breaks the law each and every time he drives, albeit in a much less violent fashion than his younger days.

^ He witnessed this fatal high-speed pursuit.

^ He witnessed oldgamebuff42 witnessing it.

^ Is the witness to witnessing a witness witnessing a witness.

^ Witnesses War Boys entering Valhalla every time and thinks "That chrome spray must taste horrible."

^ He speaks in riddles, hidden within a conundrum, deep inside an enigma.

^ Should watch Mad Max: Fury Road and describe his favorite vehicle.

^ He likes to post baseless suggestions in the guise of baseless allegations.

^ Would surely be partial to the Giga-Horse, want to paint it white and call it Giga-Fax.