^ Hates me more than ZubatyZub does.

Edit: Is pretty quick for such age.

^ After creating this thread he thought to himself "I should have named it 'Make an allegation about the user above you based on his/her post'"

Underestimates the liveliness of Hooyaah's staff.

^ He either got ninjaed or doesn't know me very well.

^ Has been on the wrong side of a good Ninja'ing himself and knows how annoying that is.

^ Is a double edged ninja.

^ Is a double stuffed Oreo.

^ Is a frenchman.

^ Feels more at home in the Backrooms.

^ He feels most at home in bathroom.

EDIT: Please don't ask me what he does in there.

^ I won't ask what I do in there, but what do you THINK I do in there? Do you think all the appliances are made of Lego, or that I obsessively look for zits in the mirror to pop them?

^ He built a new toilet out of porcelain Legos and it is very uncomfortable to sit on.

^ Should learn flat-texture builds, such as liberal use of flat plates for amateur techniques.

^ Is really Squidward's female cousin, Tentacula.

^ Isn't very good at his job as a commander. In fact he got the job from old pal of his, for old times' sake.

^ He doesn't know much about naval ranks and how they are achieved.