^ Is walking the streets with hand in his coat, pretending he has a gun there to scare people off.

^ He actually has no coat and winter is nigh.

^ Was a bank teller until an old lady robbed the bank and scared the living daylights out of him.

^ was the creepy old lady that robbed that bank.

^ Is fascinated with fly eyes to the point of weirdest boner.

^ is being stared at by a giant fly.

^ Quietly wishes he'll be one of the first humans to settle on Mars.

^ always plays as Dhalsim in Street Fighter 2

^ Never plays Dhalsim in Street Fighter 2

^ drives a car with horns on the hood

^ Is scared of elevators.

^ He was one trapped alone in an elevator for several hours.

^ He is a copyright infringer.

^Is the Copyright Avenger

If they could provide me with frequent enough shipment of foodstuffs and it was safe enough i'd chance it(well as long as it also had some local internet to post on and servers of earth stuff).

^ sports a glorious mullet