^ He cut a rather generous slice of my freshly baked apple pie and gently set it on a small plate by the stove; he then plopped a scoop of vanilla ice cream where the missing slice had been and ate the entire contents of the pie pan in one sitting while watching old recordings of Laverne and Shirley.

^ Always found Shirley to be more likeable than Laverne.

^ Thought Laverne was the person Ernest was talking to when he said, "Know what I mean, Vern?"

^ shot Jules Verne, in an attempt to send Verne to the Moon.

^ Lost his passport too.

^ He Discovered on the American Express that his Visa was missing.

^ Sells fake Michelle Yeoh autographs on Ebay.

^ Sells fake shares of Ebay stock to Michelle Yeoh.

^ Is responsible for the last level of Lego Pirates of the Caribbean crashing so often.

^ Plays ridiculous games like Lego Pirates of the Caribbean.

^ He may not know the definition of the word "baseless."

And neither of you understand the meaning of ridiculous!

^ Yelled his last message into his screen while typing it.

^ Thinks I would make a good Bulma cosplayer.

^ Would rather be a bulimic Costco shopper.