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^ suspects that eating flaxseed may make him flaccid.
^ He believes that Miso soup causes Mesothelioma.
Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries
^ follows the way of life of Brian.
doesnt know its the holy grail
Post edited April 12, 2021 by marsattakx
^ Still hasn't found the meaning of life... even with faucets attached to his nipples.
^ He still doesn't know the answer to, "What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen European swallow?"
^ told me that they were making out with their mother last week and didn't stop when they realized that her dick was poking them in the leg.
^ Has been on this since since 2008 but only has a total of one hour of play time due to being too busy watching everyone else have sex.
^ spends so many hours everyday in the zoo watching sexual intercouse.
^ As a child, he taunted the monkeys at the zoo until they became angered, causing them to throw feces at the onlookers.
^ Roams around the Flowers and Fruit Mountain looking for monkeys to beat up with his staff.
^ Employs a staff of only monkeys, which beat up fruit by throwing it off of a mountain.
Doesn't know where his account is at.
^ He's just chilling, somewhere in the north Atlantic.