^ Was in on it.

^ Enjoys freeware indie games.

^ "Free" is near the top of his favorite words.

^ Thinks people should give from the heart and shouldn't keep scores, but cuz he has no heart he conveniently only gets gifts and never gives, but his grandson loves him all the same.

^ He thinks that this is the "Post up a bogus, redonkulous lie about the dude ahead of you and totally harsh his mellow" thread.

^ Fakes having a delusion to the contrary.

^ Fakes orgasms at times when he wouldn't be having one, anyway.

^ Followed the crowed all his life, until one day a man beat him to a bloody pulp while everyone else around him just watched and stared. He felt ostracized, alone. He started learning fighting techniques and exercising on the regular. Legend says he could kill a whole pub with just a pencil. One day in in the streets at night, he heard something going on in an ally way. It was two men, one being choked by the other as he pleads for help. Remembering the day he was attacked, he separate the two and gave the attacker a hit to the face. Holding in his "righteous anger" the trained man compelled himself not to escalate the situation. After a while of the men gathering their thoughts, one with blood coming down from his nose, HMA says, "So you guys wanna beer?" And from that day forward these guys were the bestest of friends, and they always had each others back, when crap hit the fan or just wanting to drink a beer, and are still buddies even to this day.

^ Thinks that pubs are alive and can be killed, and confuses me with a guy from The Rings of Power (it would have been more understandable if you'd have confused Hooyaah for him).

^ His last name is "Killjoy."

^ He is Kilroy, and he was here.

^ Tried for the swimming team, but unfortunately drowned.

^ He has a "Mark Spitz mustache."

^ He spits, and gets it all over his mustache.

^ He has a perpetual chocolate milk mustache.

:3