^ Never cleans his or her(or whatever is applicable) house/apartment/hovel because he or she(or whatever is applicable) likes having cockroaches to snack on.

^ spreads cockroaches to battle world hunger.

^ has built a quantum computer in his basement.
He uses it to play Crysis.

He has quantum singularity trapped within a super-dense negative mass.

The magician, ultimately showed to his king, the star on the sky; but he forgot to cleanse, purify and restore its light.

^ He's on LSD.

He has PTSD.

^ He uses no TP for his IBS.

^ He asked the doctor, after his accident, "Doc, will I be able to play the guitar?" and the doctor replied, "Sure, after the bones heal." So he replied, "Great! I wasn't able to before."

That wizard might not be able to see all ends, but in most probability, he just might see mine -_-

^ He predicts his own demise (I almost banned him again!).

^ built himself a perfect replica of Gordon Freeman's HEV suit

^ He built himself a realistic and fully functioning Iron Man Suit.

^ used rockets to propel his rocket launchers, in order to deliver them to his surrounded comrades-in-arms.

Is a saboteur who uses chinese lanterns, to set fire οn targets!