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^He is a man of culture!
^ he is a man of stature
Owns a cat and somebody gifted flowers to her (her, not the cat).
^ He gives his cat flowers (in the form of fresh catnip) regularly.
^ He gives his cat flowers (that he crafts using his beard hair) regularly.
he covers other peoples cats in flour
^ She eats flour plain, rather than cooking with it... or maybe that was cocaine.
snorts flour and cooks with cocaine
Cooks delicacies and finishes with "vodka flambee" method!
^ Cooks delicates instead of washing them.
reinvents medieval torture methods for a living
^ Reinvents wheels for a living.
wheels and deals for a living
Is a very successful and elegant young lady, just in the right age for marriage (and already, one lad proposed).
doesn't realize im already happily married to man of my dreams