"Thought you might be hungry again," the wind blew into Bethany's ears. "Some time has passed since you downed that bowl of locusts."

It was true that Bethany was beginning to feel a bit peckish again. She accepted the wind's offer and blindly extended her arms towards it. Suddenly, she found herself hugging a bunch of authentic French baguettes!

"There were a handful of them littering the arena grounds," the wind was proud of its bread hunt. "Some are stained in blood, others bare teeth marks. But they remain top quality bread from France."

Bethany was grateful of the baguettes. The scent of the sweaty frenchmen she'd been fantasizing about not too long ago still lingered on their oven-baked crusts. Perhaps this jolt of carbs might fuel her art?

Indeed they did! For it had been a while since she released four portraits at one go...


[disclaimer]

I was right to be excited for Bronze Catman and Shield Lady. They're both great!

Love the Shield Lady portrait, thanks for making that portrait!

The latest portraits have been added to the website.
https://krugos.com/gog_fight_club2.html

I love the four new portraits, but Bronze Catman is my favorite of them. Bethany eating the blood stained and frenchmen scented baguettes was hilarious! :D

ROYAL RUMBLE

* ATTACK ORDER DICE ROLL *

(21) Bernard Rumpelstiltskin attacks Coral
(26) Borellus de Castres attacks Coral
(44) Rolly attacks Bernard Rumpelstiltskin
(49) Coral attacks Borellus de Castres

* DICE ROLL *

Bernard Rumpelstiltskin rolls 5
Coral rolls 6

Bernard revels in his victory over the French Superhero when a melodic voice caresses his eardrums. His eyelids grow heavy as water swirls around him with the Siren at its centre.

* DICE ROLL *

Borellus de Castres rolls 8
Coral rolls 3

With the baguettes being snaffled away by a mysterious and hungry being, Borellus rallies his troops "Time for plan B my little ones!"
A chorus of cheers rise up all around him as the homunculi pull out their secondary weapons, chocolate eclairs.

They advance on the siren while chanting "Eat the food or we eat your brains". Coral finds herself surrounded as shorter, changed versions of Elemental Battle Golem, Lady Mindy, Glanan Nightheart, Connie the Office Barbarian and
The Vagabond approach while waving sweet, succulent, chocolatey eclairs. Her mouth drools as she drops to the floor ready to gorge on her most favourite of treats. She notices an eclair bouncing along on its own when suddenly a little head pops out the top as Lucy grins at her, cream running down her chin.

Five minutes later Coral leans back and loosens her belt to release the pressure on her bloated stomach. "Screw the fight, I need a nap" she mumbles contentedly as homunculi dance around her while holding hands.

* DICE ROLL *

Rolly rolls 11
Bernard Rumpelstiltskin rolls 7

Rolly sees the mage is still a bit drowsy from the siren song and charges in while yelling "For Papa Rock!"
Bernard tries to turn to face his foe but finds he has been immobilized by a slime surface. Rolly shimmies up close to him and wiggles as he unleashes the full power of his obnoxious smell.
"God, what is that awful smell" Bernard moans "Why is that eclair dancing on its own?" he doubles over and empties his stomach all over the canvass.
A Valkyrie flying above grumbles "I'll get the mop and bucket".

* DICE ROLL *

Coral rolls void
Borellus de Castres rolls void

Coral is chilling with the other water based contestants in the crowd.
Bernard Rumpelstiltskin is in the crowd drinking some lemonade to help settle his stomach.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

The Vesk Mercenary, (75) Gologomir Vitalis The Squad Killer stomps into the arena dishing out mean looks to anyone brave enough to meet his eyes.

The band plays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoXu6QmxpJE&ab_channel=WangChungVEVO

*** The final five contestants will all enter the arena at the same time. ***

Great fights :)

The End is near! What nervous! Up Rolly!

Captain Whiskers prepares for battle by... taking a catnap!

Just don't take a catnip

Alas, Coral. May she rest in peace.

I've noticed with my cats that...
fresh catnip = super zoomies
dried catnip = super nappies

Since Captain Whiskers is among the last five to enter, he'd want his legal recreational cat drugs to be fresh going in and dried after.

The latest fights have been added to the website. :)
https://krugos.com/gog_fight_club2.html

The last five entering at the same time will be lots of fun!

Borellus de Castres places Coral homunculus in a small aquarium with wheels. The siren sings a beautiful melody to her new friends, sitting around the aquarium.

Meanwhile, Borellus keeps an eye on Rolly and Gologomir Vitalis, thinking of a way to defeat them...

ROYAL RUMBLE

* ATTACK ORDER DICE ROLL *

(26) Borellus de Castres attacks Rolly
(44) Rolly attacks Gologomir Vitalis The Squad Killer
(75) Gologomir Vitalis The Squad Killer attacks Borellus de Castres

* DICE ROLL *

Borellus de Castres rolls 6
Rolly rolls 7

Rolly sees the oncoming wave of homunculi and begins a frantic war dance. He wobbles to the left, then sharply wiggles to the right before bobbing up and down on the spot, making strange squelching noises.
The bloodcurdling screams of Borellus little helpers is cut short as the ring is torn asunder by an earthquake and rocks fall from the sky.

Lady Mindy and The Vagabond are crushed by one particularly large Rock to which Rolly cheers "Yay, Dad!".

* DICE ROLL *

Rolly rolls 12
Gologomir Vitalis The Squad Killer rolls 4

Gologomir strides into the ring and starts blasting with his laser cannon while laughing maniacally. As everyone ducks for cover, in the crowd as well as the ring, Rolly anchors himself to the canvass with super jelly suction and grips hold of Rock.
He swings his Father around and round with the native flexibility of his Jelly heritage and as the mighty Vesk mercenary
gets close, Rolly lets go. Rock hits Gologomir square in the chest and takes him clear of the ring to collide with the far wall of the arena with a bloody splat.

* DICE ROLL *

Gologomir Vitalis The Squad Killer rolls void
Borellus de Castres rolls void

Gologomir Vitalis The Squad Killer is sat in the Crowd, crunching on a roasted pigs head.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

(16) Captain Whiskers zoomies in to loud mewling cheers from the multitude of cats in the crowd.
(81) Rude Rooster follows while grouching "****ing cats, I'm gonna turn y'all into a new carpet for my Ma".
With a roar (10) Vasily enters while scanning the crowd for evil scientists.
HONK HONK, here comes (7) Marge the Mega Mini Cleaner
The purple sentience that is (35) P-AE00FF drifts in, scouting those that oppose it.

The band plays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSTBFZ-To2E&ab_channel=TheProdigy

Wow! A Team-combo, how clever! I laughed a lot with this fight xD

The latest fights have been added to the website. :)
https://krugos.com/gog_fight_club2.html