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In the bar, Og'rialt is busy giving last minute tactical advice to Lucy. "Now remember, make use of your advantages, and guard against your weaknesses! The fight is primarily a way to learn more about the shadowy ringmaster and _his_ weaknesses, but that doesn't mean the fight isn't important. Still, maybe this... blob can be recruited to our cause. Best not to antagonize it unduly!"

"Oh, and manipulating the contest in such a way to have Beldarion go immediately after you was very deftly done. He's been acting as if he's completely oblivious to the danger which the shadowy ringmaster represents, but I know him! He's not _that_ dumb. It must be all an act!"

Contrary to the certainty with which he has tried to infuse his voice, Og'rialt looks rather uncertain here. "...but if by chance it isn't, then this will be our prime opportunity to get him to see _and_ act. I still have a few trinkets which could come in handy here. Wait for your moment!"
Post edited September 05, 2022 by gogtrial34987
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Day 24

Round 2

"Slowly moving into the arena is (86) Glorqon the silent gelatinous mass. Stomping in opposite is a stubborn, smelly, meddling dwarf Og'rialt and his louse companion. Yes, I see you poking your little head out from his beard. There is no hiding from me."

The arena stays as it is.

** Fight 24 **
* Dice Roll 1 *

(86) Glorqon rolls 9
(6) Lucy rolls 7

Og'rialt advances while slapping his battle axe against the palm of his hand. Lucy telepathically tells him to aim for the head. "Where would that be exactly?" grumbles the dwarf.
Og'rialt strikes Glorqon with all his might but the sentient jelly absorbs the impact, sending ripples of pain down Og'rialt's arm and knocking Lucy free of his beard. She hits the ground with a tiny 'oof'.

* Dice Roll 2 *

(86) Glorqon rolls 10
(6) Lucy rolls 8

Glorqon slides forward and envelopes the dwarf, looking to subdue rather than kill him. Lucy's head throbbing from Og'rialt's mental pleas for help, she dons her battle helmet, adopts a grim look of determination and summons her many caterpillar followers.

Glorqon slowly backs away from the tiny army of hungry creatures leaving Og'rialt lying on the ground, gasping for breath.

* Dice Roll 3 *

(86) Glorqon rolls 11
(6) Lucy rolls 8

Lightening crackles down from the shadowed alcove, smiting the caterpillars from existence. "Whoopsie" chuckles the ringmaster. The startled louse finds herself being lifted by an invisible force and sped up to the shadowy figures seat.

As Og'rialt struggles to his feet Glorqon inches forward and smothers the stocky hero again. Og'rialt fights to break free but eventually succumbs to a lack of oxygen and falls unconscious. The blob moves back, not wanting to cause any permanent damage.

The shadowy figure holds Lucy in the air in front of him. "It is time for you to know what you are up against my fat little friend" he cackles evilly. The hood falls back from his head so that Lucy, and Lucy alone, can see his face.
The crowd in the arena recoil as they are all struck by the mental shriek of terror that Lucy emits.

Glorqon slowly slides out of the arena.
Og'rialt is at the bar comforting a still shaking Lucy, who is sipping a tiny glass of whisky to calm her nerves.

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"Beaming into the arena from his spaceship is (22) Colonel Ben K'Neill. Cocky space hero and defender of Earth.
Opposite is dark-skinned mercenary (5) Beldarion, his magical fiery bastard sword Waihyra gripped firmly in his right hand."

Beldarion looks up at the shadowy alcove nervously having been tasked with confronting the ringmaster by a scheming
dwarf. He thinks better of it.

The arena is a fighting pit.

** Fight 25 **
* Dice Roll 1 *

(22) Colonel Ben K'Neill rolls 5
(5) Beldarion rolls 4

Colonel Ben K'Neill pulls out his P90 sub-machine gun and starts firing. Beldarion is forced into a series of desperate dives and rolls to avoid being blasted, eventually getting behind a pillar for safety.
"That was a close shave, eh Baldy?" quips Colonel Ben K'Neill.

* Dice Roll 2 *

(22) Colonel Ben K'Neill rolls 9
(5) Beldarion rolls 7

Beldarion charges with Waihyra raised, ready to strike. "By the power of Mumm-Ra!" he yells but is stopped in his tracks as Colonel Ben K'Neill blasts him in the chest with his Zat gun, leaving the warrior on his knees stunned as smoke rises from his chainmail.

* Dice Roll 3 *

(22) Colonel Ben K'Neill rolls 5
(5) Beldarion rolls 3

Colonel Ben K'Neill walks over to his struggling opponent and says "Nice outfit, where did you get it from, the 1970s?" He laughs to himself.
Beldarion looks sideways at the spaceman, confusion etched on his face.
Annoyed at the mercenary rudely not laughing at his joke, Ben kicks him in the stomach, knocking the wind out of him.

Colonel Ben K'Neill walks away gingerly while whispering "note to myself, don't kick people wearing armour".

* Dice Roll 4 *

Beldarion receives a -1 penalty to his next dice roll.

(22) Colonel Ben K'Neill rolls 6
(5) Beldarion rolls 4 (-1) = 3

Colonel Ben K'Neill contacts his spaceship "I'm ready to return but rather than beaming me up, land in the arena and make a show of it for the crowd."
"Aye, aye Colonel" is the reply.

The spaceship slowly descends and manoeuvres to land in front of the Colonel. Unfortunately the pilot doesn't notice that there is another figure lying prone on the ground.
Beldarion looks up to see several hundred tonnes of metal approaching and spits "By the luckless Gods of Karsiask!" just before being flattened.

Colonel Ben K'Neill runs his hands through his hair and sighs "What I would give for a competent crew".

Colonel Ben K'Neill flies out of the arena aboard his spaceship.
Beldarion is sat at the bar drinking and glowering at anyone who tries to sit next to him.

The band plays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUkzeevo0eA&ab_channel=BombTheBassVEVO
Post edited September 05, 2022 by Doc0075
For some unknown reason, there's a black, silver-bound tome lying abandoned on the sand. Its title says: "Secret diary of the Ringmaster, with detailed instructions on how to bend the limits on space and time and effectively achieve immortality".
Suddenly, an iron-clad boot kicks it away, right into the sea.
BOOKS! I HATE BOOKS! WHENEVER I RUN OUT OF LUCK, THERE'S ALWAYS A DARN BOOK LYING AROUND!!! -Roars a furious Beldarion. However, he caughts a glimpse of the beach bar and heads toward it. Lots of drink can always make defeat a little less infuriating.
Meanwhile, the tome and its forbidden secrets slowly sink under the waves...
Glorqon is rather pleased with the outcome but still moving around randomly for a while trying to get rid of the dwarf's hairs.
It seems to have been intriqued by another seemingly liquid lifeform it has sensed at the tournament.
Afterwards it approaches Aqua (very slowly) and starts forming an intricate pattern of immense beauty containing the sentence ,,Do you want to come inside and join for a while?".
Post edited September 05, 2022 by Klumpen0815
All fights have been added to the spreadsheet:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15suNGb9T1DjHnIKHygPwRbzqtxnKGzsSikpBxFeUdRg/edit?usp=sharing

I am assuming this year will also have a rumble/showdown fight. If that's the case, I'm open to suggestions on how to handle the archiving in relation to the last Fight Club.

This is last Fight Club's spreadsheet:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wYEEnNtPW5rgl0C8_Tdi28PiNNR-xgZChrYJpVc_j_U/edit?usp=sharing
Og'rialt smiles happily as he sees his old friend Beldarion entering the bar, and makes a beeline for him to share stories from his last many years of wandering. He intends to remind Beldarion in particular about the value of teamwork, and to lay out his plans for how they can work together to still put a stop to the machinations of the evil ringmaster.
Congratulations to the 25 winners who have made it to round three. Good show and good luck!
Post edited September 05, 2022 by mrkgnao
Colonel Ben K'Neill sounds the guy who you would like count with him in a battle. Congratulations!
Day 24 fights have been added to the website. :)
https://krugos.com/gog_fight_club2.html

Great way to end Round 2 with two great fights. Congratulations and good luck to all to the winners! :)
Post edited September 05, 2022 by krugos2
Awesome last 2 fights Doc. Glad to see my character move on to round 3 but sad Lucy and Og'rialt won't be joining.

It's neat that you gave the colonel a spaceship. I'll have to find a way to work that into my story.
Post edited September 05, 2022 by BenKii
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Through to the Royal Rumble are:

1 - (35) P-AE00FF
2 - (49) Coral
3 - (26) Borellus de Castres
4 - (50) Fighting for Dummies
5 - (44) Rolly
6 - (42) Human Cannonball
7 - (24) Neo Cat
8 - (25) Aqua
9 - (75) Gologomir Vitalis The Squad Killer
10 - (78) Superdupont
11 - (15) Louise the Lobster
12 - (10) Vasily
13 - (12) Muskito
14 - (41) Elemental Battle Golem
15 - (69) Soichiro Honda
16 - (38) Chatterbox
17 - (7) Marge the Mega Mini Cleaner
18 - (16) Captain Whiskers
19 - (81) Rude Rooster
20 - (68) Neptun
21 - (17) Mors the Plaguebearer
22 - (21) Bernard Rumpelstiltskin
23 - (31) Katmeleonpus
24 - (86) Glorqon
25 - (22) Colonel Ben K'Neill

This is not the order they will enter in, that will be randomly generated.
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BenKii: Awesome last 2 fights Doc. Glad to see my character move on to round 3 but sad Lucy and Og'rialt won't be joining.

It's neat that you gave the colonel a spaceship. I'll have to find a way to work that into my story.
IIRC the numbers from the start of round 2, there's likely to be another vote for carryover to even it out
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bler144: IIRC the numbers from the start of round 2, there's likely to be another vote for carryover to even it out
No, with royal rumble players just enter one after the other until there's only one player left standing. There can be rounds with 3, 4 or even more players alive, all fighting each other - and so it doesn't need an even number of participants.
Post edited September 05, 2022 by gogtrial34987
Time to sit at the bar and watch the rumble with no pressure.
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bler144: IIRC the numbers from the start of round 2, there's likely to be another vote for carryover to even it out
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gogtrial34987: No, with royal rumble players just enter one after the other until there's only one player left standing. There can be rounds with 3, 4 or even more players alive, all fighting each other - and so it doesn't need an even number of participants.
Huh. Will be interesting!