*** SIGNUP IS NOW CLOSED ***

Here is a link to the original Fight Club giveaway for those who are not sure how it works:

https://www.gog.com/forum/general/the_first_rule_of_fight_club_is_giveaway/page1

** PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING BEFORE ENTERING **

To enter this giveaway you need to create a character for me. To do this you need to give your character a name. You also need to tell me what your character is - for example, he could be a giant bunny with psychic powers. Maybe a human accountant with the power to bore people to sleep.
Yes, you need to tell me what your characters special powers are and also any weaknesses they may have.

I will then pair everyone's characters in the early rounds against each other and they will fight to see who progresses to the next round. This will be followed by a Royal Rumble round to decide who is the final winner.
Each fight will be decided by a dice roll performed by myself, so creating a 200 foot tall robot as your character doesn't automatically guarantee it will win its fight.

* EDIT *
Please don't base your character on political figures as GOG looks dimly on it and we had to censor a character in the last Fight Club for being too political.

* The Prizes *

The winner will get to pick any three games available on GOG for themselves. They will also nominate their two favourite characters from the competition who in turn win one game of their choice each that is available on GOG.

The runner-up will get to pick any two games available on GOG for themselves.

The winner of the most battles won in the Royal Rumble (overall winner and runner-up excluded from this) will get to pick one game of their choice that is available on GOG.

One player will be picked at random who will get to pick one game of their choice that is available on GOG.

* The Prizes part 2 *

There is a list of games to be won in the post below. Come the end of the contest I will ask everyone to post which games they are interested in winning.
The people who made it to the Royal Rumble will be awarded their prize first. Then the people who reached Round 2 will be awarded their prize. Finally, those who never made it past Round 1 will be awarded their prize.
There is a long list of great games to be won so hopefully everyone will leave happy.

*** SIGNUP IS NOW CLOSED ***

Prize list:

1 - Shadow Empire x 3
2 - Leisure Suit Larry - Wet Dreams Don't Dry
3 - Masquerada: Songs and Shadows
4 - de Blob + de Blob 2
5 - *GONE*
6 - Wildfire
7 - HUNTDOWN x 2
8 - Zniw Adventure
9 - SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom - Rehydrated x 2
10 - Tyranny - Gold Edition x 3
11 - Noita x 3
12 - Darkest Dungeon® + DLC
13 - *GONE*
14 - Darksiders Genesis x 2
15 - MOTHERGUNSHIP x 2
16 - Castle on the Coast x 2
17 - Behind the Frame: The Finest Scenery
18 - Cossacks 3 + DLC
19 - Pillars of Eternity II: Deadfire - Obsidian Edition x 3
20 - The Wheel of Time
21 - Tokyo Xanadu eX+
22 - Trine: Ultimate Collection
23 - Blasphemous x 3
24 - Webbed x 2
25 - *GONE*
26 - Cathedral
27 - Spinch
28 - *GONE*
29 - A Game of Thrones: The Board Game + DLC x 2
30 - *GONE*
31 - Swords & Souls: Neverseen
32 - Spiritfarer: Farewell Edition x 3
33 - Slay the Spire x 2
34 - Loop Hero x 4
35 - Zombie Rollerz: Pinball Heroes x 2
36 - *GONE*
37 - Disco Elysium - The Final Cut x 2
38 - Batman™: Arkham Knight Premium Edition
39 - Never Give Up
40 - Jet Lancer
41 - *GONE*
42 - *GONE*
43 - GolfTopia x 2
44 - *GONE*
45 - Soulash
46 - THE HOUSE OF THE DEAD: Remake x 2
47 - *GONE*
48 - Spirit of the Island x 3
49 - Blade of Darkness
50 - Undertale x 2
51 - *GONE*
52 - A Plague Tale: Innocence
53 - Vampyr
54 - Oceanhorn: Monster of Uncharted Seas
55 - Aggressors: Ancient Rome
56 - Children of Morta + DLC
57 - Shovel Knight: Treasure Trove
58 - Endzone - A World Apart + DLC
59 - Furi - Modore Edition
60 - *GONE*
61 - Airport CEO - Business Class Edition x 2
62 - *GONE*
63 - Decision: Red Daze
64 - Bee Simulator x 3
65 - The Planet Crafter
66 - Dishonored: Complete Collection x 2
67 - Prey: Digital Deluxe Edition x 2
68 - The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion - Game of the Year Edition Deluxe
69 - Blacksad: Under the Skin x 2
70 - Nine Witches: Family Disruption
71 - GRAVEN x 2
72 - Ancestors Legacy - Complete Edition x 2
73 - Seed of the Dead
74 - Wolfenstein: The Two Pack
75 - Interstellar Space: Genesis + DLC x 2
76 - Sunless Skies: Sovereign Edition
77 - Kingdom Come: Deliverance Royal Edition x 2
78 - *GONE*
79 - As Far As The Eye
80 - Kenshi x 2
81 - Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen x 3
82 - *GONE*
83 - Mad Max
84 - The Witness
85 - *GONE*
86 - Icewind Dale 2 Complete x 2
87 - Silt x 2
88 - Ocean's Heart
89 - Yooka-Laylee and the Impossible Lair + DLC x 2
90 - Warhammer: Chaosbane Slayer Edition
91 - Souldiers x 2
92 - *GONE*
93 - Dorfromantik x 2
94 - Death's Door x 3
95 - Passpartout: The Starving Artist
96 - Alien: Isolation Collection x 4
97 - *GONE*
98 - Strange Horticulture x 3
99 - The Longing x 2
100 - *GONE*
101 - NORCO x 2
102 - Catie in MeowmeowLand x 2
103 - Chorus
104 - BIOMUTANT x 2
105 - Colony Ship: A Post-Earth Role Playing Game
106 - Archvale x 2
107 - Pumpkin Jack
108 - Atomicrops Deluxe Edition + DLC
109 - Divinity: Original Sin 2 - Definitive Edition
110 - Aground
111 - Townsmen - A Kingdom Rebuilt + The Seaside Empire
112 - Cleo - a pirate’s tale - Deluxe Edition x 2
113 - KAPIA
114 - *GONE*
115 - Blades of Time - Limited Edition
116 - Rustler: Complete Edition
117 - *GONE*
118 - Please Fix The Road
119 - *GONE*
120 - Phantom Doctrine Deluxe Edition + Halloween Scare Tactics
121 - AI War 2: Complete Edition x 2
122 - Judge Dredd: Dredd vs Death + Rogue Trooper Redux: Collector's Edition
123 - Space Haven x 2
124 - The Book of Unwritten Tales + The Critter Chronicles + The Book of Unwritten Tales 2 Almanac Edition
125 - GreedFall – Gold Edition x 3
126 - Born Punk x 2
127 - The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel II
128 - *GONE*
129 - Wytchwood x 2
130 - Wildermyth
131 - Pronty x 3
132 - Cloudpunk: Ultimate Edition
133 - They Always Run
134 - Metro Franchise Bundle x 2
135 - *GONE*
136 - Ashen x 2
137 - Alien Breed Trilogy
138 - Alaloth: Champions of The Four Kingdoms
139 - Baldo: The Guardian Owls
140 - Yuppie Psycho: Executive Edition
141 - Leisure Suit Larry - Wet Dreams Dry Twice
142 - Factory Town
143 - Kane and Lynch: Dead Men™ + Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days - Complete Edition x 3
144 - Empires: Dawn of the Modern World
145 - The Talos Principle: Gold Edition x 2
146 - The Blind Prophet
147 - The Bluecoats: North & South + North & South
148 - Raji: An Ancient Epic
149 - Xeno Crisis
150 - Black Legend
151 - 9th Dawn III
152 - Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine x 4
153 - Raiden IV: OverKill
154 - Moonlighter: Complete Edition
155 - Mutazione
156 - *GONE*
157 - Deliver Us The Moon x 2
158 - GRIME x 2
159 - Serious Sam 4 + Serious Sam: Siberian Mayhem
160 - Urbek City Builder x 2
161 - *GONE*
162 - Bear and Breakfast
163 - Hedon - Extra Thicc Edition
164 - Sleeping Dogs: Definitive Edition x 2
165 - The Wild at Heart
166 - Tandem: A Tale of Shadows
167 - Bug Fables: The Everlasting Sapling
168 - ΔV: Rings of Saturn + Anthropogenesis + Tales from the Rings x 2
169 - Astrox Imperium
170 - Infinifactory x 2
171 - Voodoo Detective x 2
172 - Warp Frontier
173 - The Hand of Merlin
174 - First Feudal
175 -Abandon Ship
176 - Redout: Solar Challenge Edition
177 - Siege of Avalon: Anthology x 2
178 - *GONE*
179 - FATE: The Complete Adventure
180 - There Is No Game : Wrong Dimension
181 - *GONE*
182 - Hell Pie
183 - *GONE*
184 - *GONE*
185 - Cult of the Lamb: Cultist Edition
186 - Arcade Paradise x 2
187 - Project Warlock 2 x 2
188 - *GONE*
189 - *GONE*
190 - Song of Farca
191 - Thymesia
192 - LEGO® DC Super-Villains Deluxe Edition x 3
193 - Tribal Hunter
194 - *GONE*
195 - Hero's Hour
196 - BROK The InvestiGator
197 - Overloop
198 - Ion Fury
199 - Warpips
200 - Middle-earth™: Shadow of Mordor™ Game of the Year Edition x 4
201 - Tunguska: The Visitation + Tunguska: The Visitation - Ravenwood Stories
202 - Catizens
203 - Anvil Saga
204 - Tavern Master
205 - *GONE*
206 - Stirring Abyss
207 - INSOMNIA: The Ark
208 - Cloudpunk + Cloudpunk - City of Ghosts
209 - LEGO Harry Potter: Years 1-4 + LEGO Harry Potter: Years 5-7
210 - *GONE*
211 - Tux and Fanny
212 - *GONE*
213 - Monster Jam Steel Titans 2 + DLC
214 - Comanche
215 - Eiyuden Chronicle: Rising
216 - *GONE*
217 - *GONE*
218 - *GONE*

** Entrants and their characters **

1. Mister.Wolf - VRincent-van-GOG (1)
2. Oddeus - Catpain Petcool aka Patcool (1)
3. phaolo - 1H1K-EZ9000 (1) (2)
4. ThatGuyWithTheThing - Gerald of Red Deer (1)
5. Lone_Scout - Beldarion (1) (2)
6. gogtrial34987 - Lucy (1) (2)
7. pkk234 - Marge the Mega Mini Cleaner (1) (2) (3) (prize claimed)
8. Sulibor - Lenny The Backup Superhero (1)
9. FrostburnPhoenix - Yorzmart Trussme (1)
10. Ice_Mage - Vasily (1) (2) (3) (prize claimed)
11. InSaintMonoxide - Julia (1)
12. tag+ - Muskito (1) (2) (3)
13. AB2012 - Glenfiddich McCadbury (1)
14. Lifthrasil - Lift Racy (1) (2)
15. 51nikopol - Louise the Lobster (1) (2) (3) (prize claimed)
16. Catventurer - Captain Whiskers (1) (2) (3) (prize claimed)
17. Melvinica - Mors the Plaguebearer (1) (2) (3) (prize claimed)
18. TT_TT_TT_TT - Qeesamander (1)
19. arsalan12 - Glanan Nightheart (1)
20. igorche9 - The Fiery Assassin (1) (2)
21. KetobaK - Bernard Rumpelstiltskin (1) (2) (3) (prized claimed)
22. BenKii - Colonel Ben K'Neill (1) (2) (3) (prize claimed)
23. Redfoxe - Rolf the Mutated Hedgehog (1)
24. drxenija - Neo Cat (1) (2) (3) (prize claimed)
25. Trid - Aqua (1) (2) (3) (prize claimed)
26. MaxFulvus - Borellus de Castres (1) (2) (3) (runner up) (prize claimed)
27. mrkgnao - Tanya (1) (2)
28. muddysneakers - Bear Airport (1)
29. Mugiwarah - Gunvald (1)
30. servobeupstry - H2NaO3Ca4SbXe12 (1)
31. krugos2 - Katmeleonpus (1) (2) (3) (prize claimed)
32. Vinry_. - Shield Lady (1) (2)
33. .Keys - Smartlock aka Pattrick (1)
34. psychosopher - Natura (1)
35. Enebias - P-AE00FF (1) (2) (3) (prize claimed)
36. BranjoHello - TinyA (1)
37. Braggadar - Radaggarb the Unclean (1) (2) (3) (prize claimed)
38. Lazarus_03 - Chatterbox - (1) (2) (3) (prize claimed)
39. DiffuseReflection - Connie the Office Barbarian (1)
40. bluethief - The Dark Horseman (1) (2)
41. LootHunter - Elemental Battle Golem (1) (2) (3) (prize claimed)
42. ciemnogrodzianin - Human Cannonball (1) (2) (3) (prize claimed)
43. _Slaugh_ - Kath Hannah (1)
44. argamasa - Rolly (1) (2) (3) (winner) (prize claimed)
45. NickZah - Shiny (1)
46. briareoushex - Elnaril (1)
47. Catac1ysm - Ryzhik (1)
48. matterbandit - Shroomy (1) (2)
49. bler144 - Coral (1) (2) (3)
50. ywzywz - Fighting for Dummies (1) (2) (3) (prize claimed)
51. foxgog - fiery Marble8 (1)
52. nevarRed - Tilapia (1)
53. Mortius1 - Sinister (1)
54. truhlik - 0101100101 - Flying Binary code (1) (2)
55. PMPMGamer - Ranzar (1)
56. Cavalary - Kisha (1)
57. AWG43 - Rock (1) (2)
58. frost0 - The Circus (1)
59. honglath - A1 Cap-1 (1)
60. Pera95 - Wild Tornado (1) (2)
61. Ruvika - an encyclopedia (1) (2)
62. greeklover - Skeletinio (1) (2)
63. Accatone - The Scrivener (1)
64. XYCat - Bouncy boi (1)
65. ConsulCaesar - Carrara (1) (2)
66. MarinkoT - Nightwave (1)
67. ariaspi - Jumberlack (1)
68. AlexTerranova - Neptun (1) (2) (3) (prize claimed)
69. Dark_art_ - Soichiro Honda (1) (2) (3) (prize claimed)
70. Wirvington - Sri Sri (1) (2)
71. acamilenkovic - Bronze Catman (1) (2)
72. park_84 - Faux-Spoilerman (1) (2)
73. altosy - Lady Mindy (1)
74. Clairsentient - Rose The Untamed (1) (2)
75. Zezione - Gologomir Vitalis The Squad Killer (1) (2) (3) (prize claimed)
76. Amclass - The Rider Who Wears A Mask (1)
77. Gigi444 - Gigantic Wolf (1)
78. Pouyou-pouyou - Superdupont (1) (2) (3) (prize claimed)
79. triock - Triock Ulagolor (1) (2)
80. babark - Joe (1)
81. CervelloYM - Rude Rooster (1) (2) (3) (prize claimed)
82. ashwald - Unit 14QN9 (1) (2)
83. sasuke12 - Scott Arnold (1) (2)
84. cose_vecchie - The Backlog (1)
85. 13ison - Laser Lad (1)
86. Klumpen0815 - Glorqon (1) (2) (3) (prize claimed)
87. Alexim - Detective Emu (1)
88. bhrigu - The Vagabond (1) (2)
89. pippo-san - Stormhand (1) (2)
90. Carradice - Gagerlar (1)

** Fight Club **

*** A REMINDER OF THE RULES ***
How combat will work - I will roll two 6 sided dice for each combatant, if you score 1 or 2 more than your opponent you will land a successful hit. If you score 3 or more than your opponent, you will land a knockout blow.
If you receive 3 minor hits in a row, your next dice roll will be penalised by -1.

Combatants have been picked to face of against each other through random.org

Round 1

1 - (38) Chatterbox (won) vs (45) Shiny (lost)
2 - (85) Laser Lad (lost) vs (41) Elemental Battle Golem (won)
3 - (81) Rude Rooster (won) vs (34) Natura (lost)
4 - (29) Gunvald (lost) vs (35) P-AE00FF (won)
5 - (37) Radaggarb the Unclean (lost) vs (22) Colonel Ben K'Neill (won)
6 - (73) Lady Mindy (lost) vs (50) Fighting for Dummies (won)
7 - (3) 1H1K-EZ9000 (lost) vs (49) Coral (won)
8 - (27) Tanya (lost) vs (42) Human Cannonball (won)
9 - (14) Lift Racy (won) vs (52) Tilapia (lost)
10 - (23) Rolf the Mutated Hedgehog (lost) vs (75) Gologomir Vitalis The Squad Killer (won)
11 - (44) Rolly (won) vs (11) Julia (lost)
12 - (19) Glanan Nightheart (lost) vs (60) Wild Tornado (won)
13 - (7) Marge the Mega Mini Cleaner (won) vs (51) fiery Marble8 (lost)
14 - (83) Scott Arnold (won) vs (67) Jumberlack (lost)
15 - (79) Triock Ulagolor (won) vs (77) Gigantic Wolf (lost)
16 - (13) Glenfiddich McCadbury (lost) vs (61) an encyclopedia (won)
17 - (26) Borellus de Castres (won) vs (8) Lenny The Backup Superhero (lost)
18 - (17) Mors the Plaguebearer (won) vs (66) Nightwave (lost)
19 - (62) Skeletinio (won) vs (4) Gerald of Red Deer (lost)
20 - (72) Faux-Spoilerman (won) vs (53) Sinister (lost)
21 - (21) Bernard Rumpelstiltskin (won) vs (63) The Scrivener (lost)
22 - (69) Soichiro Honda (won) vs (64) Bouncy boi (lost)
23 - (48) Shroomy (won) vs (6) Lucy (lost)
24 - (9) Yorzmart Trussme (lost) vs (40) The Dark Horseman (won)
25 - (1) VRincent-van-GOG (lost) vs (68) Neptun (won)
26 - (84) The Backlog (lost) vs (74) Rose The Untamed (won)
27 - (24) Neo Cat (won) vs (39) Connie the Office Barbarian (lost)
28 - (58) The Circus (lost) vs (15) Louise the Lobster (won)
29 - (70) Sri Sri (won) vs (80) Joe (lost)
30 - (25) Aqua (won) vs (59) A1 Cap-1 (lost)
31 - (18) Qeesamander (lost) vs (57) Rock (won)
32 - (54) 0101100101 - Flying Binary code (won) vs (43) Kath Hannah (lost)
33 - (47) Ryzhik (lost) vs (20) The Fiery Assassin (won)
34 - (2) Catpain Petcool aka Patcool (lost) vs (31) Katmeleonpus (won)
35 - (36) TinyA (lost) vs (71) Bronze Catman (won)
36 - (32) Shield Lady (won) vs (55) Ranzar (lost)
37 - (76) The Rider Who Wears A Mask (lost) vs (12) Muskito (won)
38 - (82) Unit 14QN9 (won) vs (33) Smartlock aka Pattrick (lost)
39 - (10) Vasily (won) vs (28) Bear Airport (lost)
40 - (78) Superdupont (won) vs (56) Kisha (lost)
41 - (16) Captain Whiskers (lost) vs (5) Beldarion (won)
42 - (65) Carrara (won) vs (30) H2NaO3Ca4SbXe12 (lost)
43 - (46) Elnaril (lost) vs (86) Glorqon (won)
44 - (87) Detective Emu (lost) vs (88) The Vagabond (won)
45 - (89) Stormhand (won) vs (90) Gagerlar (lost)

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Round 2

1 - (79) Triock Ulagolor (lost) vs (35) P-AE00FF (won)
2 - (49) Coral (won) vs (27) Tanya (lost)
3 - (26) Borellus de Castres (won) vs (54) 0101100101 - Flying Binary code (lost)
4 - (50) Fighting for Dummies (won) vs (60) Wild Tornado (lost)
5 - (88) The Vagabond (lost) vs (44) Rolly (won)
6 - (20) The Fiery Assassin (lost) vs (42) Human Cannonball (won)
7 - (24) Neo Cat (won) vs (83) Scott Arnold (lost)
8 - (25) Aqua (won) vs (65) Carrara (lost)
9 - (72) Faux-Spoilerman (lost) vs (75) Gologomir Vitalis The Squad Killer (won)
10 - (14) Lift Racy (lost) vs (78) Superdupont (won)
11 - (74) Rose The Untamed (lost) vs (15) Louise the Lobster (won)
12 - (61) an encyclopedia (lost) vs (10) Vasily (won)
13 - (12) Muskito (won) vs (62) Skeletinio (lost)
14 - (57) Rock (lost) vs (41) Elemental Battle Golem (won)
15 - (89) Stormhand (lost) vs (69) Soichiro Honda (won)
16 - (70) Sri Sri (lost) vs (38) Chatterbox (won)
17 - (7) Marge the Mega Mini Cleaner (won) vs (37) Radaggarb the Unclean (lost)
18 - (16) Captain Whiskers (won) vs (48) Shroomy (lost)
19 - (81) Rude Rooster (won) vs (32) Shield Lady (lost)
20 - (68) Neptun (won) vs (3) 1H1K-EZ9000 (lost)
21 - (82) Unit 14QN9 (lost) vs (17) Mors the Plaguebearer (won)
22 - (71) Bronze Catman (lost) vs (21) Bernard Rumpelstiltskin (won)
23 - (31) Katmeleonpus (won) vs (40) The Dark Horseman (lost)
24 - (86) Glorqon (won) vs (6) Lucy (lost)
25 - (22) Colonel Ben K'Neill (won) vs (5) Beldarion (lost)

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Round 3

Royal Rumble

1 - (15) Louise the Lobster (eliminated)
2 - (17) Mors the Plaguebearer (eliminated)
3 - (38) Chatterbox (eliminated)
4 - (68) Neptun (eliminated)
5 - (25) Aqua (eliminated)
6 - (24) Neo Cat (eliminated)
7 - (22) Colonel Ben K'Neill (eliminated)
8 - (50) Fighting for Dummies (eliminated)
9 - (69) Soichiro Honda (eliminated)
10 - (86) Glorqon (eliminated)
11 - (31) Katmeleonpus (eliminated)
12 - (78) Superdupont (eliminated)
13 - (42) Human Cannonball (eliminated)
14 - (41) Elemental Battle Golem (eliminated)
15 - (26) Borellus de Castres (runner-up)
16 - (49) Coral (eliminated)
17 - (12) Muskito (eliminated)
18 - (21) Bernard Rumpelstiltskin (eliminated)
19 - (44) Rolly (WINNER)
20 - (75) Gologomir Vitalis The Squad Killer (eliminated)
21 - (16) Captain Whiskers (eliminated)
22 - (81) Rude Rooster (eliminated)
23 - (10) Vasily (eliminated)
24 - (7) Marge the Mega Mini Cleaner (eliminated)
25 - (35) P-AE00FF (eliminated)

You may now enter your character into this years Fight Club.

Please remember to give your character a name and the more detail you give me about your character, the easier it is for me to get creative with them in the actual fights.

Yay, ready for another event! Thanks Doc for this new iteration of the wackiest Fight Club ^^

Let's see if this time I can fare a little bit better than last time :p

My character's name is going to be "VRincent-van-GOG". He is a humanoid-shaped Steampunk robot, with painting and sculpting tools as hands (these can change between brushes, water jar, color palette, chisel, according to what is needed in the moment). His mind is powered by the A.I. art generator DALL-E, granting him the capacity for all human-known art-styles and variations. And his superpower? Well, with these body and mind tools, he can make complex digital works of art come to real life, using them to fight for him! As fighting creations go, he gives preference to painting game characters from the gaming platform which gives him his last name (sometimes even... fanfic versions)!

If all else fails, well, he can always poke enemies in the eyes with a brush or chisel ^^'

His main weakness is complex language, which put him in a "pending response" status while he analyses what is being requested. Additional RAM and computing power can help to overcome this, minimizing his response time. Rust can also be a big issue, being made in steampunk style, but nothing a bit of oil on the gears cannot fix (time to paint a jar of oil in artistic still-life genre, surrounded by apples and flowers, in the style of Paul Cézanne).

Okay, I simply MUST participate in this great event.

The name is Catpain Petcool, the diksletic grand-brother-in-law of a previous Fight Club- participant. Like his relative, he is an anthropomorphic cat. He has a bowl cut, a squinting eye and two huge upper incisors.
He is quite good in throwing knives, since he doesn't know which end is the dangerous one. For the same reason he can't use firearms.
He works as machete juggler in a Asian snack bar. They don't pay him well, so he depends on donations of dressing material from the customers.
Besides that, he has some talent in chemistry, because all the illegible chemical names reshuffle before his eyes into meaningful words. Because of that he can make ovenless brownies by mixing arbitrary cleaning agents.
His only weakness are words with more than three letters, the aforementioned firearms and stressful situations.

My character is the.. robotic space warship codename 1H1K-EZ9000.
It's controlled by an advanced AI and it was fundamental for Earth to finally defeat the ruthless (and rude) alien invaders from the Tadpole Galaxy.

However, it was eventually deemed as dangerous and marked for destruction by terrans, once a G0gl3 employee discovered that it developed full sentience.
Since the ship refused to surrender and also proved to be really impossible to defeat in combat, humans decided to employ a prototype weapon to render it harmless: the giant space miniaturizer Elon7 (former name Helios7).

The weapon actually worked! But.. it also horribly malfunctioned by exhausting 12% of the Sun's energy. And it didn't even reach its full purpose.

1H1K-EZ9000 was indeed shrinked to the size of a pea, but all its functions remained intact (even if reduced), from its everlasting warp reactor to its energy shield and weapons, which could still cause anti-matter explosions the size of a skyscraper or cut through steel like a small class11 laser.

But catching a lightspeed-moving dangerous grey dot in space was even less feasible than before, so terrans eventually gave up.
After all, the ship really just wanted to mind its own business.. it was just defending itself!
Luckily for it, the humans never discovered that the Tadpolians found a weakness in its code, just before being wiped out..

And so, 1H1K-EZ9000's journey in space began. And it was incredible, and it lasted eons.
Until one day the ship reached the planet Doc0075 and it decided to enter the Royal Rumble for fun.

Pfft! You guys are dead in the water.

Prepare to be crushed by Gerald of Red Deer (Alberta, Canada).This saltwater fisherman in landlocked Red Deer is the sole reason the city sleeps soundly at night. He claims he can talk to fish, but that doesn't mean they talk back. He's never fished in his life, and yet has two fishing rods; one for saltwater and one for lakes. His greatest weakness is his allergy to fish, shellfish, crustaceans, and politicians, but that doesn't make him any less menacing. He hopes to become a fishmonger one day if he manages to overcome his allergies. Be careful not to anger him; especially with expressions such as "something fishy's going on," or, "plenty of fish in the sea".

Thanks for the giveaway, Doc!

I'm not in, but I like the concept of wacky characters having an equal chance at asskicking each other. I'm tempted to come up with one just for fun, not necessarily to enter the battle.

The most awaited event of this forum is back, yay!
Of course I'll join.

The gates of the arena open to give way to a dark-skinned bald mercenary. Some people among the public can recognize the stern look of his face. He is no other than the veteran warrior Beldarion, looking for trouble once again.

Equipment:
He wears a worn chainmail and a magical ring of fire resistance. Unsheathed in his right hand he wields the only thing he trusts and loves in this world: His magical fiery bastard sword Waihyra.
He is also carrying an old book. Beldarion can't stand reading a single page and is convinced that it's somehow jinxed, but has found throwing it into his opponents' faces quite a useful trick in combat.

Advantages: A fearsome and skilled fighter, very resistant, and also quite charismatic (in the rare occasions when he is in a good mood). Magical equipment makes him even more dangerous.

Disadvantages: He is greedy, ruthless and quick-tempered. Also a bit superstitious. Age is starting to take a toll on his bones.

Woo, hoo!

My name is... Lucy. I am a fat louse who once upon a time lived through a bizarre magical Incident resulting from a small chest filled to the brim with magical rings and pendants being shaken about just a bit too hard as the Dwarven Brigand Og'rialt had to hastily leave the inn he was staying at through a second floor window. This magical Incident resulted in me gaining sentience, self-awareness, the ability to communicate psychically, magic resistance and even a small but inconsistent ability for casting cantrips.

Og'rialt's beard provided my home for most of my existence, both before and after the Incident (once Og'rialt learned of my newfound abilities, we came to an understanding whereby he graciously stopped washing his beard to make it a more pleasant home for me), but nearly a year ago I grew bored of him sitting around in a dark tunnel waiting for a suspected shadowy director to show himself - all based on a very tenuous connection to a shadowy ringmaster who once made Og'rialt fight for his own amusement. As such, I struck out into the world to have some adventures of my own.

The adventures I had were quite worthwhile, but hitching rides in the hair of random people, I've come to miss Og'rialt's comfy and familiar beard, and long to return to it. Trying to make my way back to him, I hitched a ride in the hair of the human warrior Beldarion (as he is bald, I found this even more unpleasant than my usual rides) - sadly completely unaware of his name and his earlier association to Og'rialt, as otherwise I'd have introduced myself - and have now unexpectedly found myself here, in the very ring which Og'rialt so often described to me. I intend to uncover the truth of everything which Og'rialt suspected, so that when I return to him, I can finally get him to leave that dark tunnel.

Advantages: being a magic resistant louse with the ability to cast cantrips
Disadvantages: being a louse, not being actually any good at magic

Ay that was a fun giveaway last time.

Ok I'll join with Marge the Mega Mini Cleaner.
Basically this but the size of a semi.

Powers: All powers a semi would have, like running over stuff and honking really loudly.
Marge can also sweep your dirty ass off your feet. Then dump you somewhere.
OR Marge can dump all the eraser shavings on top of you.

May possibly transform into a Robot with two bigass brooms.
Probably a Decepticon.

e:I guess Marge's weakness would be running out of gas and potholes.
Also roundabouts and small tunnels.

Lenny The Backup Superhero.

You knew those days, cat is stuck helplessly on tree, mad scientist is threading the world and you just do not want to or cannot put your superhero jumpsuit on (one piece of apple pie too much, I guess). Luckily you can count on Lenny the Backup Superhero, he’s got you covered.

Strengths:
“Master Impersonator”. To do his job as Backup Superhero, Lenny is able to impersonate quickly and accurately anyone, even acquiring – to some extent - their skills and abilities. Lenny is able to impersonate his adversary or anyone from audience and partially replicate one of the superpowers they posses.

“I know some guys…” Actually Lenny knows a lot of guys. He helped most of the superheroes on numerous occasions and they are more than welcome to return favor. Lenny is able to call and immediately summon any superhero from his phone’s contact list.

“Hunted by Disney’s Legal Team” Impersonating superheroes brought on Lenny attention of Disney’s Legal Team. They are actually among the audience scanning surroundings for any action or reference that could infringement Disney’s IPs (basically anything). Legal team is able to instantaneously produce cease and desist letter for IP infringement for Lenny’s adversaries, resulting in critical failure of their current action.

Weaknesses:
“How do you work this thing, again?” Unfortunately Lenny is not tech savvy. Mobiles do not like Lenny and Lenny does not like mobiles. Sometimes instead calling Superman he can, by mistake summon Pete, the friendly plumber or other - not so super – everyday hero.

“Distraction, dis.. what was I…?” Lenny’s attention span is quite short and he gets distracted easily. This can result in failure of replicated superpower or other mishap.

I Present Yorzmart Trussme, An old elven merchant with a golden left eye, a silver plated tongue, and the ability to convince his opponent's to make absurd trades, such as one's brain for a live grenade.

As for weaknesses, he is utterly terrified of dirt and grime.