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matterbandit: [disclaimer]
Catpain Petcool looks really cool and musing :)
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mrkgnao: The rule as I understand it is "three hits in a row", i.e. one immediately after another. Superdupont did get three hits in total, but they weren't in a row, so they don't count for the rule.
Thanks! Yes, I think you're right. I'll fix it tomorrow with the next update. :)
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matterbandit: A delightful scent from the arena mingled with the wind and travelled all the way to Bethany. This magical fragrance had aroused her creativity. It was the sweet smell of two sweaty Frenchmen battling with their baguettes. Suddenly, Bethany was daydreaming of her days spent in Paris, many moons ago, before it became a bustling city, back when Paris was but a marshy swamp. It used to be a popular spot for necrophages to congregate during the peak of the mating season, but those days are buried in time.

Joining Bethany's daydreaming was the earthy aroma of a battling elemental golem and the oceanic odor of sea salt. What a beautiful bouquet this last series of battles had provided Bethany! If I could bottle all of this up into an eau de toilette I'd be forever blissful, Bethany whispered to herself as she took a final deep sniff of the air, before revealing her latest creations...

[disclaimer]
Great portraits as always! As someone who only checks this thread sometimes to see the fights of his favorite fighters, I didn't realize just how many of the participants are actually cats LOL.
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mrkgnao: The rule as I understand it is "three hits in a row", i.e. one immediately after another. Superdupont did get three hits in total, but they weren't in a row, so they don't count for the rule.
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krugos2: Thanks! Yes, I think you're right. I'll fix it tomorrow with the next update. :)
Sure thing.

Here is my suggested algorithm for determining the number of hits for a contestant:

a) hits = 0
b) battle = latest battle the contestant has participated in
c) check battle
d) if contestant's dice >= opponent's dice, go to z
e) hits = hits + 1
f) battle = previous battle the contestant has participated in
g) go to c
z) end
Post edited September 14, 2022 by mrkgnao
high rated
ROYAL RUMBLE

* ATTACK ORDER DICE ROLL *

(78) Superdupont attacks Bernard Rumpelstiltskin
(21) Bernard Rumpelstiltskin attacks Superdupont
(41) Elemental Battle Golem attacks Borellus de Castres
(26) Borellus de Castres attacks Elemental Battle Golem
(49) Coral attacks Superdupont

* DICE ROLL *

Superdupont rolls 6
Bernard Rumpelstiltskin rolls 11

Superdupont faces the slightly built mage and waves his baguette in the air menacingly. Bernard Rumpelstiltskin doubting his magical attacks effectiveness against a superhero takes a different approach.
He employs a school of magic that he rarely dabbles in and casts an illusion aimed specifically at Superdupont.

In the Frenchman's mind, his beloved homeland has been invaded and conquered by America. Its once quiet cafes have all been replaced by fast food joints as chunky folk waddle the streets while dressed in bermuda shorts and oversized basketball tops.
The Louvre's artwork has been swapped for baseball memorabilia and 'Karens' haunt shops and businesses demanding that everything be done to cater to their own specific needs.

Superdupont screams as he grasps his head in his hands. "This cannot be! What have you done to my beautiful France, the cultural heart of the free world!?"
He flies out of the arena while screaming in despair.

* DICE ROLL *

Bernard Rumpelstiltskin rolls void
Superdupont rolls void

* DICE ROLL *

Elemental Battle Golem rolls 8
Borellus de Castres rolls 11

Inspired by their masters rousing speech, a small army of homunculi cheer and turn towards Elemental Battle Golem with sharpened baguettes in their hands. All except little Lucy homunculus who instead chooses to eat her baguette, lips smacking in delight.

Elemental Battle Golem, who is running dangerously low on power takes a step back but is overwhelmed by the onrushing tide of death and destruction. Baguettes find weak spots in his joints, dismembering arms and legs and leaving EBG as a pile of body parts.

* DICE ROLL *

Borellus de Castres rolls void
Elemental Battle Golem rolls void

* DICE ROLL *

Coral rolls void
Superdupont rolls void

Superdupont having seen a psychiatrist has returned to the arena and is in the crowd munching on raw garlic.
Elemental Battle Golem having been rebuilt is in the crowd waving six giant foam hands in the air.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Wobbling into the arena comes the jelly with attitude (44) Rolly.

The band plays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgomTOOgl8M&ab_channel=CliffRichard
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Doc0075: Wobbling into the arena comes the jelly with attitude (44) Rolly.
Go Rolly!
Meanwhile all the little Glorqon bits slowly wobble towards Aqua.
Post edited September 14, 2022 by Klumpen0815
AÏE OUILE RITEURNE !!!
The latest fights have been added to the website. I also checked the previous battles and fixed the characters with consecutive hits in the Stats section. :)
https://krugos.com/gog_fight_club2.html

Sad to see Superdupont out of the competition, he was doing great.

Had a laugh with the homunculi armed with baguettes and Lucy eating hers instead of attacking with it. xD

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Pouyou-pouyou: AÏE OUILE RITEURNE !!!
Haha, I have to add that image to the website. :D
EDIT: I just added it to the latest fight.
Post edited September 14, 2022 by krugos2
Borellus de Castres completes the ritual allowing the golem to reborn in the form of a homunculus (now 1 meter high).
- "A nice little war machine, he thinks. Welcome, here is your new family, EGB !"
The homunculi give him a hug and welcome him warmly.
- "I'm proud of you all, but it's not over. They're coming..."

"No remorse, no regret, no mercy !", howl the homunculi.
Post edited September 14, 2022 by MaxFulvus
Rolly is your turn! Go,go,go!
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matterbandit: Attachments: katmeleonpus.jpg (469 Kb) petcoolpatcool.jpg (476 Kb)
Thanks for all the portraits, matterbandit. Cute ones, and nightmare fuel ones. :P I like these cats too, but Rose The Untamed is still my favourite.
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mrkgnao: Yes. It's all summarised here (search for "STATS"):
https://krugos.com/gog_fight_club2.html
Maybe it's something about Firefox, or maybe I'm just missing it but I've poked around on that site multiple times and I don't see anything like that as it displays to me.
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mrkgnao: Yes. It's all summarised here (search for "STATS"):
https://krugos.com/gog_fight_club2.html
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bler144: Maybe it's something about Firefox, or maybe I'm just missing it but I've poked around on that site multiple times and I don't see anything like that as it displays to me.
I'm using Firefox as well.

See images: "STATS" before being being clicked on and after.
Attachments:
capture1.jpg (28 Kb)
capture2.jpg (63 Kb)
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Doc0075: All except little Lucy homunculus who instead chooses to eat her baguette, lips smacking in delight.
LOL! She's got quite an appetite, that tiny Lucy! xD So many funny lines in your battle descriptions, just too many to mention. Thanks for the chuckles!