ROYAL RUMBLE 
  * ATTACK ORDER DICE ROLL *  
 (78) Superdupont attacks Bernard Rumpelstiltskin 
 (21) Bernard Rumpelstiltskin attacks Superdupont 
 (41) Elemental Battle Golem attacks Borellus de Castres 
 (26) Borellus de Castres attacks Elemental Battle Golem 
 (49) Coral attacks Superdupont  
 * DICE ROLL *  
 Superdupont rolls 6 
 Bernard Rumpelstiltskin rolls 11  
 Superdupont faces the slightly built mage and waves his baguette in the air menacingly. Bernard Rumpelstiltskin doubting his magical attacks effectiveness against a superhero takes a different approach. 
 He employs a school of magic that he rarely dabbles in and casts an illusion aimed specifically at Superdupont.  
 In the Frenchman's mind, his beloved homeland has been invaded and conquered by America. Its once quiet cafes have all been replaced by fast food joints as chunky folk waddle the streets while dressed in bermuda shorts and oversized basketball tops. 
 The Louvre's artwork has been swapped for baseball memorabilia and 'Karens' haunt shops and businesses demanding that everything be done to cater to their own specific needs.  
 Superdupont screams as he grasps his head in his hands. "This cannot be! What have you done to my beautiful France, the cultural heart of the free world!?" 
 He flies out of the arena while screaming in despair.  
 * DICE ROLL *  
 Bernard Rumpelstiltskin rolls void 
 Superdupont rolls void  
 * DICE ROLL *  
 Elemental Battle Golem rolls 8 
 Borellus de Castres rolls 11  
 Inspired by their masters rousing speech, a small army of homunculi cheer and turn towards Elemental Battle Golem with sharpened baguettes in their hands. All except little Lucy homunculus who instead chooses to eat her baguette, lips smacking in delight.  
 Elemental Battle Golem, who is running dangerously low on power takes a step back but is overwhelmed by the onrushing tide of death and destruction. Baguettes find weak spots in his joints, dismembering arms and legs and leaving EBG as a pile of body parts.  
 * DICE ROLL *  
 Borellus de Castres rolls void 
 Elemental Battle Golem rolls void  
 * DICE ROLL *  
 Coral rolls void 
 Superdupont rolls void  
 Superdupont having seen a psychiatrist has returned to the arena and is in the crowd munching on raw garlic. 
 Elemental Battle Golem having been rebuilt is in the crowd waving six giant foam hands in the air.  
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 Wobbling into the arena comes the jelly with attitude (44) Rolly.  
 The band plays 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgomTOOgl8M&ab_channel=CliffRichard