Two more cats! This makes me really happy!!! Oh and Bronze Catman should be soon for more cat joy. (I'm also looking forward to seeing Shield Lady because I expect her portrait to be fun even if there's no cat.)

Mmmm, five fighters... maybe the band could play a fifth...

youtube.com/watch?v=SAuqQr5YtjY

Time to dance combatants! :)

Thanks for all the creative portraits !  Your first version of Flying Binary Code was hilarious, it looks like an annoyed Captain Kirk !  The current one reminds me of SHODAN !  :-)

ROYAL RUMBLE

* ATTACK ORDER DICE ROLL *

(12) Muskito attacks (26) Borellus de Castres
(26) Borellus de Castres attacks (12) Muskito
(41) Elemental Battle Golem attacks no-one
(49) Coral attacks (41) Elemental Battle Golem
(78) Superdupont attacks (12) Muskito

* DICE ROLL *

Muskito rolls 7
Borellus de Castres rolls 7

Muskito attacks the French alchemist, looking forward to tasting his blood and maybe leaving a nice tropical disease in return. As he gets close, a short misshapen human with two shields, Shield Lady homunculus, blocks his path and slurs the words "You shall not pass!", her shields raised to protect her master.

* DICE ROLL *

Borellus de Castres rolls 7
Muskito rolls 9

From behind the shields Borellus lobs a flask filled with an explosive compound that he has concocted at the annoying insect. Muskito takes evasive action and hides behind a Golem for protection.
Muskito zips back out and around the protective shield to jab mini Shield Lady with his proboscis and infect her with a disease that leaves her swollen and helpless.
Borellus falls to his knees "My poor baby!"

* DICE ROLL *

Coral rolls 6
Elemental Battle Golem rolls 7

Coral focuses her ire on the big lummox that froze her wave. Her voice rings out as she tries to send Elemental Battle Golem to sleep. Her plan is working until she involuntarily lets out a little parp, interrupting her singing as she giggles "whoopsie".
Elemental Battle Golem shakes his head and backhands Coral, sending the Siren flying across the ring.

* DICE ROLL *

Superdupont rolls 8
Muskito rolls 2

Muskito hovers over the helpless Borellus when he is plucked out of the air by the strong fingers of Superdupont.
Muskito pleads with the superhero in fluent French but unfortunately his tiny voice goes unheard.
Superdupont mutters "annoying bug" and pinches his two fingers together, squishing Muskito in the process.

Muskito is in the crowd, gorging himself on a multitude of aliens blood.

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With a cry of "Alakazaam!" (21) Bernard Rumpelstiltskin magics himself into the ring.

The band plays by request https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mluu9VIGifQ&ab_channel=InaChansons

I'd never have imagined that the day would come in which I would find myself hyped to read more about how two frenchmen argue about the size of their baguettes.

This was also hilarious, lol.

Have close to 30 pages of catch up to do, this may take a while.

The latest fights and portraits have been added to the website. :)
https://krugos.com/gog_fight_club2.html

It wouldn't have altered the results, but wasn't Superdupont due a dice roll penalty? Should I edit it in the website and remove the three hits he currently has?

I added this to the website so it explains why today's band music selection was a request. :)

The website (link above) has archived the whole event for easier reading, if you want to check it out. :)

The rule as I understand it is "three hits in a row", i.e. one immediately after another. Superdupont did get three hits in total, but they weren't in a row, so they don't count for the rule.

I'm already scared D:

Ohh come on Muskito...
Was your last action in the Fight club to plead in French?
If you don't speak French... and is called the Fight club for a reason...

Please, please behave yourself and stop gorging from the audience.
Here, have this Bloody Mary with extra Tabasco hot sauce instead
How old did you say you are?
Me? Old enough to be the grumpy manager...

Alright, I am sorry, I am not well. And was you the squished one...
By the way, I already booked you for a double Spa session
Let's enjoy the rest of the combats, shall we?
Cheers... I guess
What now?... Whe.re is.. my.. SupaBoosta??

:)

Borellus de Castres holds in his arms the infested body of Shield Lady homunculus. Before she dies, she whispers :
- "I would have followed you, my master, my friend, my daddy."

Borellus delicately rests the body of his homunculus on the ground, offering him a silent prayer. Then he turns back to his homunculi, a burning fire in his eyes :
- "My children! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when your courage fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the age of magic comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear good on this earth, I bid you stand, homunculi !"

The homunculi squeal with delight, ready to gut anyone who faces them.
Before charging his opponents into the ring, Borellus creates an aura of protection around him, then he speaks one last word :
- "For the fallen little ones".

The band, hearing his speech, decides to play this song.

Captain Whiskers sings the zoomies song while practicing his zoomies.


~(=^–^) *zoom zoom*

So if I'm following, and I may not be, there are 13 out, 5 in, 7? awaiting their entry.

People with victories:

Still in with win(s) in hand:
Superdupont: 4 [muskito, human cannonball, glorqon, katmeleonpus]

Temporarily Victorious but eliminated:
Mors the pb: 4 [Colonel BKN, Fighting for Dummies, Neo Cat, Chatterbox]
Chatterbox: 3 [Aqua, Neptun, Louise Lobster]
Glorqon: 2 [Soichiro Honda, Mors the pb]

Yes. It's all summarised here (search for "STATS"):
https://krugos.com/gog_fight_club2.html

ROFL! I can't unsee it now! Damn you!! xD