You still have Borellus de Castres. He can still win with an army of kittens at his side.

"A sad day for the cats, and thus for the whole world."

(good thing I am not of this world…)
LOL Box! Well my unfortunate-self am, but sign me off of this cat fandomism too. .

(psychical fist bump!!!) || Psychical fist bump!!!

(sooo proud of you Manager.)
Right back at you Box.

After finding himself teleported into the crowd, Captain Whiskers thinks that this means that he is King of the Crowd. He proceeds to hop into laps, purring and rubbing up to everyone in the crowd with no regards to what they look like or if they were a prior nemesis.


That's okay... lizards, snakes ferrets, rats, mice, fish, birds, and dogs all need their fans too. I'm supporting you liking whatever it is that you like. <3

Aww, thank you so much for being so considera--

* Chatter-Flash-box * (note: flashback)
 
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(you were saying? :P)
OH CRAP!

With the defeat of Captain Whiskers, Borellus de Castres is now in possession of the homunculi of all of the Fight Club's feline fighters. Most of them now look like kittens, but they crave revenge and Borellus wants to exploit their resentment.

- "Do you know the story of the cats of Ulthar ?", he asks them.

- "It's bullshit ! A story invented by a failed writer", replies with contempt Captain Whiskers.

- "Absolutely not, says Borellus. There are many stories of cats who, moved by dark forces, united and took revenge on humans who persecuted them. All are true, because alone you are weak, but together you are more formidable than any living creature, and don't forget that you have 9 lives !".
The mini cats look at each other, feeling they still have a role to play in this tournament.
"Like the cats of Ulthar, unite and devour your foes. With your new homunculi friends, you are the masters of the Fight Club. Fight for me and you will live forever in glory and abundance. To war !" shouts Borellus.

"Meowwww !" answer the homunculi cats, followed by cheers from the other little warriors.

ROYAL RUMBLE

* ATTACK ORDER DICE ROLL *

(26) Borellus de Castres attacks Rolly
(81) Rude Rooster attacks no-one
(44) Rolly attacks P-AE00FF
(10) Vasily attacks no-one
(35) P-AE00FF attacks Vasily

* DICE ROLL *

Borellus de Castres rolls 6
Rolly rolls 8

"Attack!" shouts Borellus as he and his private army bear down on Rolly. The cats homunculi - Catpain Patcool, Captain Whiskers, Neo Cat, Katmeleonpus, Ryzhik, Bronze Catman, Rose The Untamed - charge ahead meowing ferociously.
Rolly constricts with concentration as he pictures the Cerberus Lily from the first fight club. Using the technique taught to him by the monks of Um Bongo mountain monastery, he takes the form of said three headed dog.
Rolly lets out a triple roar and the cats, well kittens, scatter in panic.

* DICE ROLL *

Rolly rolls 7
P-AE00FF rolls 6

P-AE00FF moves forward to study the strange but well travelled jelly being in closer detail. One of the dog heads belches out a cloud of pure blackness and P-AE00FF beats a hasty retreat.

* DICE ROLL *

P-AE00FF rolls 5
Vasily rolls 11

P-AE00FF returns to the bear that so fascinates him. Vasily is tired and wants some privacy to rest his eyes. He looks around and gets agitated by the surrounding crowd, sure that there are evil scientists mingled in, watching him.
The great bear climbs out of the ring with the purple essence following him and grabs it between his mighty paws.
With a roar he lifts the ring up and gives it a shake, sending homunculi and contestants flying in the process. He then lowers the ring on top of himself to form a makeshift cave that he can sleep in.
A pitch black makeshift cave that P-AE00FF fails to react to in time as he slowly fades out of existence with no light to sustain him.

P-AE00FF is reborn in the crowd with many interesting subjects to study around him.

The band plays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcUza_wWCfA&amp;ab_channel=TheCureVEVO

Mah mama sayd these kittens are too small for a carpet but they will be pretty as a peach for fur slippers

Now aah git Borellus madder than a wet hen :D

ROYAL RUMBLE

* ATTACK ORDER DICE ROLL *

(44) Rolly attacks Rude Rooster
(26) Borellus de Castres attacks Rude Rooster
(81) Rude Rooster attacks Vasily
(10) Vasily attacks Rolly

* DICE ROLL *

Rolly rolls 9
Rude Rooster rolls 6

Rude Rooster gags at an awful smell and spins around to face the oncoming Rolly. He attacks with one of his high pitched screams but Rolly's jelly form ripples as it absorbs the attack.
Rolly forms himself into a cube and engulfs the obnoxious bird, overpowering him through a combination of his stink and Roosters agoraphobia.

* DICE ROLL *

Borellus de Castres rolls void
Rude Rooster rolls void

* DICE ROLL *

Rude Rooster rolls void
Vasily rolls void

* DICE ROLL *

Vasily rolls 4
Rolly rolls 7

Vasily, in anger at having his sleep disturbed, blasts a hole through the bottom of the ring with his laser vision. He climbs through and roars with anger.
As he climbs through though, he gets stuck in a pool of Rolly's slime. Whoops sound from the crowd as a horde of formerly disguised evil scientists descend to recapture the bear.
Panic fills Vasily's eyes and he lifts the whole ring that he is stuck too and legs it for the exit.

Vasily is sat in the crowd surrounded by bones and bloodied lab coats.

The band plays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGNojF9qKS0&amp;ab_channel=fritz51339

Nooooo, P-AE00FF! I was rooting for ya!

Edit: Haven't added the fights from
https://www.gog.com/forum/general/giveaway_the_return_of_fight_club_the_fight_just_got_fightier/post771 onwards to the spreadsheet, yet, but it doesn't look like anyone will manage to get more than 4 wins.

Rolly is at four wins.

Clarification: Captain Whiskers doesn't oppose either HP Lovecraft or his writings. While he's just an ordinary cat with ordinary cat sensibilities, his manager (myself) is well aware that Lovecraft himself knew that felines were far superior to everything else.

ROYAL RUMBLE

Two contestants remain and face each other on the now bare concrete floor.

Rolly the jelly who has done his family proud on one side, Borellus de Castres and his minions on the other.

* DICE ROLL *

(26) Borellus de Castres rolls 3
(44) Rolly rolls 6

The exhausted Frenchman remembers his last encounter with the jelly and moves forward cautiously with his remaining homunculi by his side. Borellus eyes go wide as he recognises Rolly's attack dance "Run my little ones" he shouts, but it is too late.

As Rolly finishes bobbing up and down on the spot he calls out "Come to me now Dad, my aunts and uncles! Now is the time for our family to shine!"
An earthquake shakes the arena as rocks of all shapes and sizes fall on Borellus de Castres and his helpers. When the dust settles Borellus sinks to his knees and sobs "My poor babies!" as he looks around at the shattered bodies of his homunculi. He gathers them up in his arms and declares "You will live again, mark my words!"

Rolly is the champion of Fight Club.

Rolly will be officially crowned tomorrow in a new post.

Congrats Rolly! Thanks Doc for the great fight descriptions.

Finally, my death is avenged.

Congrats to Rolly, well played.

All hail the champion!

(And also, above all, doc)