What is the definition of gross

When your grandmother kisses you and sticks her tongue down the back of your throat!

What do employees order at a Japanese restaurant?

A Pay Roll






What did the Roman people use to cut their hairs?

A Caesar






What do you call a fruit that can go to space?

Melon Musk

How many Caesars did the Romans need to cut their hairs?

At least two. They work in pairs.

What do you call Batman and Robin if they were stepped on by Godzilla?

Flatman and Ribbon.

i know a joke now its called free giveaway games evry1 gets it but not me so funny im the only 1 who fell for that

Hmmm.. I don't quite get it honestly. One question. Is the answer supposed to be a reference to consuls?

A scissor.

What do you call a camel with no hump?

Wait for it...

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Humphrey

Scissors. Always in pair. Other than cutting your own skin perhaps, a scissor won't cut anything else.

Yeah, I guess I was reading into the answer you gave too much to a point I missed that basic detail haha.

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows a bit too high. She seemed surprised.

Just came home from a bar. Bartender pissed me off.

I walk in, sit at the bar, wave at the bartender. "Would you like something to drink?" he asks.

"What are my options?" I said eagerly.

"Yes or no".

I come to this thread with one request.

Could someone please post, as a reply to this post, the word "no"?

no