A rancher had a horse born of a Haflinger bred with a Quarter Horse. The mathematical result of the foal was then 0.375.

So, where did the rest of the horse go?

Okay last one!

Why does Superman work as a journalist instead of a doctor?

It's because if he were a doctor, then he wouldn't be called Superman, but Supplement.

Once I made a coffee for my girlfriend, she drank it and we went for a private talk,
She told me that she can't digest normal milk, so it was my fart,
When I realised that, while she took naked espresso to save her grace at the cost of the taste,
I felt a strong desire to take her out again and again to the best new place
And I learned what my cat has taught, don't feed the cat too much, better to stroke and scratch 🥰

.... this joke was inappropriate......