The pessimist sees only the darkness.
The optimist sees the light at end of the tunnel.
The realist sees the headlight of a train.
And the train driver sees three idiots on the rails.

anecdote
in 1997 there was a Witcher demo created but the game was never finished and forgotten
[url=https://witcher.fandom.com/wiki/The_Witcher_(1997_game]https://witcher.fandom.com/wiki/The_Witcher_(1997_game[/url])

and in 2001 a movie and series in 2002 with a misunderstood name
[url=https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hexer_(film]https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hexer_(film[/url])

— God, the world is full of problems: poverty, war, pollution. What will you do?

— ‘‘My fellow humans, I hear you loud and clear. We are committed to a brighter tomorrow, with sustainable solutions and endless hope. Together, we will explore all possible avenues and engage in meaningful dialogue. Stay tuned to the complex issue with many factors at play. We must consider historical context, individual choices, and cosmic balance. Rest assured, we're working on a comprehensive plan that respects all perspectives while we keep it as a priority, and we are dedicated to addressing it with innovative strategies, leveraging the power of faith and science alike. We will convene a summit of angels and humans to discuss actionable steps, ensuring a sustainable future for all creation. The multifaceted goals require cooperation, understanding, and personal growth. We are committed to fostering an environment where everyone has the opportunity to pursue their own version of happiness, respecting diverse viewpoints...’’

— OK, nothing then

^ God is not a "fellow human." I found that portion of your joke to be humorous.

A man was short on gas for his truck and cash as well; he walked into the convenience store.

He spotted a sign on the wall which he read.
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*NOTICE FOR CUSTOMERS WANTING CREDIT*

Customers in need of credit may go to Helen Waite
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The man went to the sales counter and asked for Helen.

(If you still do not understand this joke, you may go to Helen Waite.)

Didja hear about the cop that pulled over a guy with a trailer full of donkies?

.....no idea what the guy did, but my guess is he was really haulin ass!

:)

Final Fantasy 2 is the best Ultima game.

(Not going to defend the "best" part, but for the "Ultima" part, what spell do you get (after a lengthy quest) at the top of the Mysidia Tower?)

On a rainy July afternoon, a group of friends saw a stranger struggling with a broken umbrella. One pulled out his own and invited the stranger under. Soon, more umbrellas joined, creating a little shelter around him. The stranger smiled and said: Looks like a weather forecast for kindness!

The sign on the tip jar at the coffee shop read:

"Just put in the tip and see how it feels."