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Don't mess with Ms. Markov from Teen Titans. If you do, she'll Terra you a new one!
How to you create a mass exodus of Teen Titans fans?

Add one word, "Go."
What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Mississippi.
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Why did that guy fall in the well?
Because without his glasses, he couldn't see that well.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners

The lady says, "Come Again!"

The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
An overweight person travels from the US to England, stays there a short time, and comes back underweight.

How did that happen?

They spent (and hence lost) their excess pounds!
The hunter tells how he went to hunt a bear in the forest:
- Gathered, equipped and went. He only left his beloved dog, Buddy, at home - suddenly the bear picks up. Well, I walk, I walk ... I see - a den, I make my way slowly - and here! ... ... Noise, crackling behind the back, crunch and paw - on the shoulder ... I turn, and this -
Buddy! My dear, dear! ... I stroke him, hug him ... But I can't stop shitting!
A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why do you want to talk to me?" she asked puzzled. "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."
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Cyberpunk 2077 is a good game
Bad luck in life? Believe me - this is not a reason for disappointment! After all, they say - fools are lucky. You were unlucky? So, you are not a fool
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What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?

Doyathinkhesaurus
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Hooyaah: A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why do you want to talk to me?" she asked puzzled. "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."
There are two interpretations of this joke, depending who is saying that last line.
A hole was reported in the wall at the nudist colony. Police are looking into it just now.
Did you hear about the plastic surgeon? He hung himself.
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.