My girlfriend was going through a period of morbidity, concerned about her mortality and so she began to question me, "If "something happened to me would you give my stuff away to my new girlfriend?"Then she asked, "Would you give my jewelry to your new girlfriend?" I replied, of course not, I would return it to your parents. "Besides," I replied, "this is a depressing topic, why don't we go for a nice walk, instead." No, no, she insisted, "Would you two sleep in our bed?" I shot back, acting horrified, "Hell no, I'd have to toss it out." Finally, she whined, "Well what about my golf clubs, would you let her use them?" I responded, "Well, you certainly don't have to worry about that, she's left handed."