Posted August 07, 2020
What did the hacker say to the cracker?
"Byte me!"
"Byte me!"
agogfan
GoodOfflineGames
Registered: Jun 2011
From South Africa
Hooyaah
*｡ *. Stars are brighter in the darkest of times
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted August 07, 2020
My girlfriend took a job cleaning mirrors, it's just something she could really see herself doing.
dtgreene
vaccines work she/her
Registered: Jan 2010
From United States
Posted August 07, 2020
Here's another math joke, borrowed from some cartoon I saw years ago (but paraphrased):
Theorem: Given an integer r > 1, there exist primes p and q such that p + q = 2r
Proof:
Take an integer r. Then 2r is even, so we note that p and q are odd (unless r = 2).
To find the values of p and q, we do the following:
***THEN A MIRACLE OCCURS***
And hence we have found p and q such that p + q = 2r.
Q. E. D.
(Yes, we just proved the Goldbach Conjecture, a famous unsolved problem. Now if we could only figure out that miracle...)
Theorem: Given an integer r > 1, there exist primes p and q such that p + q = 2r
Proof:
Take an integer r. Then 2r is even, so we note that p and q are odd (unless r = 2).
To find the values of p and q, we do the following:
***THEN A MIRACLE OCCURS***
And hence we have found p and q such that p + q = 2r.
Q. E. D.
(Yes, we just proved the Goldbach Conjecture, a famous unsolved problem. Now if we could only figure out that miracle...)
nightcraw1er.488
Most consistently bitter person on forum 2020 ⭐
Registered: Apr 2012
From United Kingdom
Posted August 07, 2020
(At least around here)
Hooyaah
*｡ *. Stars are brighter in the darkest of times
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted August 07, 2020
Due to the global pandemic, Finland has just closed their borders. No one will be crossing the finish line.
instaboy
Me™
Registered: May 2013
From Norway
Posted August 07, 2020
Theorem: Given an integer r > 1, there exist primes p and q such that p + q = 2r
Proof:
Take an integer r. Then 2r is even, so we note that p and q are odd (unless r = 2).
To find the values of p and q, we do the following:
***THEN A MIRACLE OCCURS***
And hence we have found p and q such that p + q = 2r.
Q. E. D.
(Yes, we just proved the Goldbach Conjecture, a famous unsolved problem. Now if we could only figure out that miracle...)
Zimerius
Coffee!
Registered: Jul 2013
From Netherlands
Posted August 08, 2020
blowing in the wind is something well, probably more in line with the truth... ever since i met that guy, mentally impaired charlatan who would leave his girlfriend after the birth of a child... 5 children already... anyway
What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
.....
......
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A private tutor
toma85
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Registered: Jun 2019
From Germany
Posted August 08, 2020
What do women and hand grenades have in common?
When you pull the ring off, your house goes away.
When you pull the ring off, your house goes away.
Hooyaah
*｡ *. Stars are brighter in the darkest of times
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted August 08, 2020
I developed a new fragrance for my girlfriend, who seems to have been ignoring me lately. I think I'm going to name it "Leave Me The Fuh Cologne."
dtgreene
vaccines work she/her
Registered: Jan 2010
From United States
Posted August 08, 2020
"I ain't got no piece of paper."
*provides a piece of paper anyway*
*provides a piece of paper anyway*
Hooyaah
*｡ *. Stars are brighter in the darkest of times
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted August 08, 2020
My girlfriend insisted on watching a program about "reservoirs all across the globe;" it was the best dam program I've ever seen.
J Lo
Bananenschneider
Registered: Jul 2013
From Canada
Posted August 08, 2020
There was a flood at my local cemetery. The business is in grave danger!
dtgreene
vaccines work she/her
Registered: Jan 2010
From United States
Posted August 08, 2020
Which is bigger, pi or 3,141?
Which is bigger, pi or 3.141?
Which is bigger, pi or 3.141?
Hooyaah
*｡ *. Stars are brighter in the darkest of times
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
dtgreene
vaccines work she/her
Registered: Jan 2010
From United States