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Posted August 06, 2020
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Lol...good one.
Posted August 06, 2020
My girlfriend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
Posted August 06, 2020
I'm so ugly, when I went to the doctor the wart removed me.

I'm so ugly, the last funeral I went to the gravedigger tried to bury me.

I tried a new granola bar. The bar was great but the wrapper was terrible.
Posted August 06, 2020
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jsidhu762: I'm so ugly, the last funeral I went to the gravedigger tried to bury me.
Does that mean you're deceased?

If so, there's this medicine known as Resurrectos which will fix that ailment.

(This joke adapted from one of the data cubes in Tyrian.)

Speaking of which:
Why is Ultima 4 alone more expensive than the collection of Ultima 4+5+6? (According to Python, "5.99" < "FREE".
Posted August 07, 2020
How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
Posted August 07, 2020
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TheDudeLebowski: How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
One?
Posted August 07, 2020
My girlfriend accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort.

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TheDudeLebowski: How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
^ The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind, the answer is blowing in the wind.
Posted August 07, 2020
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GameRacer: Really? They must've got trapped in the GUI parts of the forum again.
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TheDudeLebowski: Gui? Must be a french name.
You know why they call it a GUI? Otherwise it wouldn’t stick to the screen...
Posted August 07, 2020
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TheDudeLebowski: How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
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Vingry: One?
According to Homer Simpson, it's 7.
Posted August 07, 2020
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Vingry: One?
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TheDudeLebowski: According to Homer Simpson, it's 7.
Does it not depend on how long the road is and where it goes?
Post edited August 07, 2020 by nightcraw1er.488
Posted August 07, 2020
Math problem:

Originally, there are 2 slices of pizza and 1 person in the room. That person takes 3 slices of pizza and leaves. Then, the remaining people in the room decide to split the remaining pizza between themselves. How many slices of pizza does each person get?
Posted August 07, 2020
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dtgreene: Math problem:

Originally, there are 2 slices of pizza and 1 person in the room. That person takes 3 slices of pizza and leaves. Then, the remaining people in the room decide to split the remaining pizza between themselves. How many slices of pizza does each person get?
It depends. If you don’t consider the 2 slices as a whole the problem is mute as the person cannot take more than is there. If however you consider the 2 slices the “whole” and the person takes 3 slice from that whole, then whatever is left from what they take is divided by no other people. Of course the lack of descriptives on the room could lead to any answer, perhaps more pizza comes in via the window or dumb waiter, or maybe it’s a pizza shop. Oh, you could also say that 1 person gets 2 slices and that is all, there is only one person and two slices, the rest is irrelevant.
Posted August 07, 2020
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dtgreene: Math problem:

Originally, there are 2 slices of pizza and 1 person in the room. That person takes 3 slices of pizza and leaves. Then, the remaining people in the room decide to split the remaining pizza between themselves. How many slices of pizza does each person get?
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nightcraw1er.488: It depends. If you don’t consider the 2 slices as a whole the problem is mute as the person cannot take more than is there. If however you consider the 2 slices the “whole” and the person takes 3 slice from that whole, then whatever is left from what they take is divided by no other people. Of course the lack of descriptives on the room could lead to any answer, perhaps more pizza comes in via the window or dumb waiter, or maybe it’s a pizza shop. Oh, you could also say that 1 person gets 2 slices and that is all, there is only one person and two slices, the rest is irrelevant.
Actually, the way I wrote the problem is that there are -1 slices of pizza, and 0 people to share them, so how many slices does each of the 0 people get?

The answer, of course, is negative one divided by zero. Anyone have a calculator handy (and it needs to be one that will handle this without an error)?
Posted August 07, 2020
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nightcraw1er.488: It depends. If you don’t consider the 2 slices as a whole the problem is mute as the person cannot take more than is there. If however you consider the 2 slices the “whole” and the person takes 3 slice from that whole, then whatever is left from what they take is divided by no other people. Of course the lack of descriptives on the room could lead to any answer, perhaps more pizza comes in via the window or dumb waiter, or maybe it’s a pizza shop. Oh, you could also say that 1 person gets 2 slices and that is all, there is only one person and two slices, the rest is irrelevant.
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dtgreene: Actually, the way I wrote the problem is that there are -1 slices of pizza, and 0 people to share them, so how many slices does each of the 0 people get?

The answer, of course, is negative one divided by zero. Anyone have a calculator handy (and it needs to be one that will handle this without an error)?
Yes, but I was deliberately ignoring that as in reality you cannot have -1 slices of pizza (anymore than you could divide it into no people). It’s a pure maths versus the real world type scenario.
Posted August 07, 2020
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dtgreene: Actually, the way I wrote the problem is that there are -1 slices of pizza, and 0 people to share them, so how many slices does each of the 0 people get?

The answer, of course, is negative one divided by zero. Anyone have a calculator handy (and it needs to be one that will handle this without an error)?
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nightcraw1er.488: Yes, but I was deliberately ignoring that as in reality you cannot have -1 slices of pizza (anymore than you could divide it into no people). It’s a pure maths versus the real world type scenario.
Actually, as far as I can tell, it's only one math, not multiple.

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