So that's why he tried to flatter me so I would come and help him.. You're banned for not telling me sooner.

Banned for not asking sooner.

Banned because you're to blame for the entire disaster!

Banned for being the master of disaster.

Banned for preferring Mr. Bungle over Oingo Boingo.

Banned for listening to weird science.

Banned for being the result of a weird scientific experiment.

Banned because Mr. Bungle, and Faith No More, for that matter, are WAY better than Oingo Boingo!!!

Banned because you better watch what you say! My friend Xinxin went to school with the daughter of the Pooh Emperor and has many ties to the aristocracy because of it!

Banned for thinking that a cartoon bear is an emperor.

^ banned for not knowing the difference between China and Porcelain

^ banned for trying to visit Porcelain

^ banned for not making your porcelain with an unglazed foot

Banned for not playing Porcelain during all these bans involving porcelain.

Banned for making mutant mice and then crossbreeding them with centipedes. Also banned for drinking bleach, drain cleaner and battery acid. Seriously, friend: how are you still even alive?

Banned for setting a bull loose in a china shop.