Banned for not knowing that for me, frozen perspiration is a brief annual event at most.

Banned for perspiring but reinstated for not selling "sweatscicles"

Banned for liking sand, despite being coarse and rough and irritating and getting everywhere

Banned for trying sandbathing.

Banned for trying to get a Moontan

Banned for linking to nudity that's not full-frontal.

Banned for under-appreciation of pasties

Banned for over-eating of pastries

Banned because they were obviously painted nipples.

Banned, because that sounds like something a cannibal might say. I already suspected you way back of being one and it seems I've been proven right again! No malefactor can escape my keen criminological instincts.

Banned for cannibalistic accusations without evidence.

Banned for eating the evidence.

Banned for racing in the Indian nipple-less 500

Banned for ripping off people's nipples to make them eligible.

Banned for a strange definition of "eligible".