Banned for being the most simple-minded physicist in history.

Banned, because you failed to point out that windage is also of consideration in the study and application of ballistics

Banned because you failed to apply your knowledge about the windage of your facial hair when you ride your broomstick in the air to travel, since the shutdown of the airline industry.

Banned, because I do not simply "fly a broomstick into Mordor."

Banned for sitting on the broomstick the wrong way, you pervert.

Banned for abusing magical broomsticks from Fantasia.

Banned for not showing us your boomstick.

Banned for not showing us your broomstick.

Banned, for showing us your broomstick... Is that a whisk broom?

Banned because no, it's a push broom.

Banned for having a push broom that goes vroom.

Banned, for promoting his tiny, motorized broom

Banned for keeping something tiny and motorized in the drawer by your bed.

Banned for not being clear enough.

Banned, because he thought that it was a flashlight but it would never light, even with fresh batteries!