Banned for attempting to summon a Bearded Cthulhu.

Banned because "Bearded Cthulhu" was weirdly specific.

Banned, yet you are not weird specifically, I had to come up with some reason.

Banned for not ruffling feathers.

Banned for pretending to be banned, posing as a `murican misunderstood underdog revolutionary while you live the easy life and get fatter and faTTER EVERY DAY.

Banned for having some weird, indecipherable symbols rather than text under your name.

Banned because GOG is an all inclusive forum, regardless of what symbols someone has under their name, how many arms/legs they have, what color their eyebrows are and whether or not they have tentacles or scales.

Banned for not noticing a alien when you see one :D.

Banned for spreading dangerous aliens on the forum.

Banned for raiding Area 51.

Banned because you were there and didn't say hello.

Banned for not noticing that this is an alien => ௐ-༼௵ჹ༽

Banned because it looks like an anteater launching a turd in your direction.

Banned because he didnt say "banned", actually :D.

Banned because the dog in my head told me to.