She moved to a non handicapped spot some time during my nap. I'm willing to let it go if she is.

If you like I can make a few calls and she will be needing that handicapped spot! :D

I love you. Platonically, of course.

And i failed my seventh driving test... -.- I have to pass all the theoretical stuff again, because i couldn't get my license in time (one year). So my parents have spent 3000+ euros for nothing.

Ich hab gerade ein Nüchternheitsproblem.

Damit meine ich nicht, dass ich ein Alkoholproblem habe, sondern dass ich irgendwie nicht genug trinken kann, damit mir alles scheißegal ist.

Dude, check your keyboard. You're writing really weird.

I see this happen in that Exorcist movie when the girl gets possessed by Satan.

My apologies. I have just had to concentrate to realize that I wasn't writing in English.

If I recall, the usual treatment involved tying the possesed person to a bed and turning his head until they go back to normal (or die)
Just joking, man. No apologies needed, if anything you gave me an excuse to waste some time and laugh a little. Which is sorely needed during a Saturday night at the office.

We'll know we've succeeded when jamyskis turns back into Linda Blair.

However, sometimes you get unexpected results. If that happens, I'm calling dibs on the head.

Misch es mit Orangensaft, das geht runter wie Wasser.

Yeah, I heard the driving test in Germany is really hard. It's not you...it's the test.

Ich stelle irgendwie fest, dass Bacardi sich irgendwie nur mit Cola trinken lässt

O-Saft ist aber auch eine Idee

ach bacardi, vergiss was ich geschrieben hab. aber halt die tür zum badezimmer offen, wirst es nötig haben