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Posted March 30, 2017
Oh, a flying pig!
Posted April 04, 2017
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Grimoire in #36th place in top 100 games on Steam Greenlight! Vote YES now to be part of the biggest Indie Game sleeper hit in Steam Greenlight history!

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=893772412

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fronzelneekburm: Given Cleve's track record, that means that we won't see Grimoire on gog. For shame.
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OneFiercePuppy: Given Cleve's track record, you're never going to see Grimoire anywhere, ever.

It does still surprise me a little that people think there's a game out there. But I guess the story's always new to someone ^_^
It's certainly new to you. Some people have been playing the original beta version since 2009 and have finished it numerous times. The superdemo has been played and completed by upwards of 60,000 people in the last three years. There is more evidence that GRIMOIRE exists than evidence that YOU exist. It is more likely you are a 'bot than GRIMOIRE is NOT a game with over 600 hours of play that is completed and ready for release.
Post edited April 04, 2017 by CBlakemore
Posted April 04, 2017
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CBlakemore: It's certainly new to you.
OH MY GATO

THE MAN

THE MAN THE MAN IS HERE

(waves fistful of cash)

TAKE IT TAKE IT


[EDIT] GOG only though. Don't do Steam. Sorry.
Post edited April 04, 2017 by yogsloth
Posted April 04, 2017
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Asbeau: And Cleve is already deleting all the negative comments and threatening legal action on the posters thereof
Heh. Can't wait to see a Jimpressions video of it.
Posted April 04, 2017
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CBlakemore: Grimoire in #36th place in top 100 games on Steam Greenlight! Vote YES now to be part of the biggest Indie Game sleeper hit in Steam Greenlight history!

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=893772412
Please bring your game to GOG!!!
Posted April 04, 2017
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CBlakemore: It's certainly new to you. Some people have been playing the original beta version since 2009 and have finished it numerous times. The superdemo has been played and completed by upwards of 60,000 people in the last three years. There is more evidence that GRIMOIRE exists than evidence that YOU exist. It is more likely you are a 'bot than GRIMOIRE is NOT a game with over 600 hours of play that is completed and ready for release.
lulz.

I dunno, man, I've got a birth certificate and everything. All you've got is is a shoddy bunker dug in your back yard and a "doctors note" that you're the last living neanderthal. I doubt crayon on construction paper counts, but you do you, brother.

If you actually produce a game, I'll buy it, I will. Your demo before the superdemo before the OMGdemo before your issues became microissues became femtoissues looked pretty good. But trust? Cleve, you've earned the exact opposite of trust.

Thanks for years of occasional chuckles, though.
Posted April 06, 2017

It's certainly new to you. Some people have been playing the original beta version since 2009 and have finished it numerous times. The superdemo has been played and completed by upwards of 60,000 people in the last three years. There is more evidence that GRIMOIRE exists than evidence that YOU exist. It is more likely you are a 'bot than GRIMOIRE is NOT a game with over 600 hours of play that is completed and ready for release.
Keep shoveling Cleve... just like the BS comments about the complete refunds you never sent from IndieGoGo after you falsely converted accounts to refunded to silence dissent... keep shoveling....
Posted April 06, 2017
Just another chain to yank on over on steam. Cleve is ambitious in that scense. I think GoG probably scrutinizes their "in development" releases more so than steam scrutinizes their "Greenlight" releases. That being said...I would love to see it released and if reviewed favorably I'd probably pick it up.
Posted April 06, 2017
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CBlakemore: It's certainly new to you. Some people have been playing the original beta version since 2009 and have finished it numerous times. The superdemo has been played and completed by upwards of 60,000 people in the last three years. There is more evidence that GRIMOIRE exists than evidence that YOU exist. It is more likely you are a 'bot than GRIMOIRE is NOT a game with over 600 hours of play that is completed and ready for release.
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OneFiercePuppy: lulz.

I dunno, man, I've got a birth certificate and everything. All you've got is is a shoddy bunker dug in your back yard and a "doctors note" that you're the last living neanderthal. I doubt crayon on construction paper counts, but you do you, brother.

If you actually produce a game, I'll buy it, I will. Your demo before the superdemo before the OMGdemo before your issues became microissues became femtoissues looked pretty good. But trust? Cleve, you've earned the exact opposite of trust.

Thanks for years of occasional chuckles, though.
Edgy. Does it smell terrible in your parent's basement? I'm imagining you arching one eyebrow and going "TOUCHE" beside the laundry machine piled high with dirty underwear. Sorry, which war did you fight in, soldier? I forgot after you mentioned it.


It's certainly new to you. Some people have been playing the original beta version since 2009 and have finished it numerous times. The superdemo has been played and completed by upwards of 60,000 people in the last three years. There is more evidence that GRIMOIRE exists than evidence that YOU exist. It is more likely you are a 'bot than GRIMOIRE is NOT a game with over 600 hours of play that is completed and ready for release.
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Malichite: Keep shoveling Cleve... just like the BS comments about the complete refunds you never sent from IndieGoGo after you falsely converted accounts to refunded to silence dissent... keep shoveling....
Not even close to being accurate.

What happened is one guy told me he wanted a refund, I asked him did he want it to his Paypal account, he said yes. I refunded his money to that Paypal account.

He then told me after the money went through that he realized he made a mistake, that Paypal account was not active. I told him it was and showed him my receipt. This guy started yelling to support I had gypped him.

What a loser. Friend of yours? So he told you I refunded over a $1000 out of my own pocket but suddenly when it got to him he didn't get his money? What an incredible loser.
Post edited April 06, 2017 by CBlakemore
Posted April 06, 2017
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CBlakemore: Sorry, which war did you fight in, soldier? I forgot after you mentioned it.
Afghanistan. 2011-2013. You?

I know you want to be tough, Cleve. You try so hard. But don't feel bad, you really *are* the prettiest princess. Just keep that chin up. The other one. No, the...nevermind.

As before, thank for the chuckles. You may not be able to produce a game, but you sure are good for laughs.
Posted April 07, 2017
I'm constantly reloading the Greenlight page.
Posted April 07, 2017
I think Grimoire is like a mothers child that she never want's to leave home. If he let's her (Grimoire) go it will be a sad day and all the fun and antics will go along with it. Cleve does't want that....does he?
Posted April 07, 2017
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CBlakemore: Sorry, which war did you fight in, soldier? I forgot after you mentioned it.
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OneFiercePuppy: Afghanistan. 2011-2013. You?

I know you want to be tough, Cleve. You try so hard. But don't feel bad, you really *are* the prettiest princess. Just keep that chin up. The other one. No, the...nevermind.

As before, thank for the chuckles. You may not be able to produce a game, but you sure are good for laughs.
Is that the war where you mainly killed civilians and Pat Ryan? I was in the real shooting war where the enemy shot back. The highest casualties in Afganistan were metrosexuals shooting their own troops in the backs. That's a pretend war for Nintendo soldiers.

How did it feel fighting for poppy fields and pedophiles who sell heroin?
Post edited April 07, 2017 by CBlakemore
Posted April 07, 2017
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Asbeau: And Cleve is already deleting all the negative comments and threatening legal action on the posters thereof
Ive never understood why they let devs do that tbh...
Posted April 07, 2017
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CBlakemore: How did it feel fighting for poppy fields and pedophiles who sell heroin?
Never did that, so I don't know. I'd guess it feels like finishing Grimoire, which, let's see...you've never done. But by all means, keep trying to impress people with your bluster, Cleve. God knows it's all you've got.

The problem with being a public figure is that it's trivially easy for people to - even accidentally - find out stuff about you. The only war you've ever fought, Cleve, was the one you won against anorexia. But by all means, keep regurgitating the bullet points from your JBS meetings PowerPoint slides. At least someone here won't have heard of them, and there are always people who'll be eager to believe whatever you shovel their way. Someone at least won't have heard about your risible blogspot mess.

Don't forget to cry about fluoride poisoning on your way back to your cave. Or about how much you hate Einstein (or anyone else the world can clearly tell is so much smarter than you - so, most people). It'll give me another good laugh. Who doesn't love a good laugh to wrap up their week?
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