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Posted February 17, 2015
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LiquidOxygen80: Man, this thread has me ready to wop a pole, depending on how my dago.
(I'm Scot/Sicilian ancestry.)
I'm feeling left out. What is a racial slur for a Dutchman?
Post edited February 17, 2015 by tinyE
Posted February 17, 2015
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LiquidOxygen80: Man, this thread has me ready to wop a pole, depending on how my dago.
(I'm Scot/Sicilian ancestry.)
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tinyE: I'm feeling left out. What is a racial slur for a Dutchman?
Honestly? Cheesehead!
Posted February 17, 2015
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tinyE: I swear ZFR, your jokes only make sense in a different dimension!
Not at all, let me explain:

1. The Pole thought Jean Claude Van Damme were 4 different people.
2. 'Bear Left' as in it's not there anymore. Kind of like the blonde who saw 'Disneyland Left'
3. The expected answer is 'penis' but Polish last names are often long and hard too.
4. The old navy was so bad it sank.

I will however try and tone down the jokes for you too.
Posted February 17, 2015
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DrakoPensulo: As far as I know, so called "Polish jokes" are result of highly anti-polish propaganda spread in the US by Germans who were able to get here after the World War II.
These are common jokes, only subjects change depending on area, plus racial stereotypes.
Poland became a joke when it left USSR influence. It was an USSR showcase and became backyard of Europe.
Due to its past great empires they are prideful, but current Poland doesn't fuel up this pride.
And what prideful without reason immigrant, which doesn't want to learn language of new country, becomes in Europe? Cleaner.
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tinyE: I'm feeling left out. What is a racial slur for a Dutchman?
Stoner?
Dutch army parade:
Militia with smoke grenades
Cavalry on giant centipedes
Aviation on winged horses.
Posted February 17, 2015
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Crewdroog: polack is derogatory in the US.
Yes, it seems to be so. I was unaware of that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polack

I'm glad I learned something on this thread: The natives of Poland are called Poles. A future major international incided may have been avoided. :-)

BTW, in defence of Cyraxpt, in Portuguese they're called "Polacos".
Posted February 17, 2015
Irish joke:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OzA5CixO_4
Posted February 18, 2015
Alright here's a two for one told to me by a 83 year old Canadian Quaker.

Two Black farmers decide to enter their prized pig into a contest in the next county over. Having no vehicle they decide to take the train. Before doing so they steal their wives makeup and use it on their pig to make her more pretty. They board the train and get eyeballed by a man 4 rows down.Then as the conductor walks through to collect tickets the man stops him and asks " what are those 2 niggers doing with the Polish girl"?
Posted February 18, 2015
A guy sees another guy carrying a long pole. So he goes to him and asks:
_Are you a Pole Vaulter?
_No, I'm German, but how did you know my name is Walter?
Posted February 18, 2015
What's the Difference between a british person and a polish person..

A polish person has a job!
Posted February 18, 2015
Not an actual joke, just a little anecdote...

When I was a kid in the 70s, there was a wrestler called "Polish Power" Ivan Putski. He was short, but totally jacked up like a bodybuilder. Anyway, his finisher was a running two-fisted smash to the chest and it was called "The Polish Hammer." It made sense to me, seeing as how he slung his fists into the other guy's chest as if he were swinging a sledgehammer. It wasn't until later in the 80s that I started hearing Polish jokes and came to realize that a "Polish Hammer" was also likely the punchline to a tool-related Polish joke.
Post edited February 18, 2015 by ChaunceyK
Posted February 18, 2015
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ChaunceyK: Not an actual joke, just a little anecdote...

When I was a kid in the 70s, there was a wrestler called "Polish Power" Ivan Putski. He was short, but totally jacked up like a bodybuilder. Anyway, his finisher was a running two-fisted smash to the chest and it was called "The Polish Hammer." It made sense to me, seeing as how he slung his fists into the other guy's chest as if he were swinging a sledgehammer. It wasn't until later in the 80s that I started hearing Polish jokes and came to realize that a "Polish Hammer" was also likely the punchline to a tool-related Polish joke.
I remember him. Barely.
Posted February 20, 2015
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ZFR: Why does the new Polish Navy has glass bottom boats?
So the crew can see the old Polish Navy.
And they almost had to get a new navy again. Thankfully the two ships survived.

http://sputniknews.com/europe/20150219/1018482944.html
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