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Crewdroog: being half polish, I am highly offended by this thread.

hahaha, who am I kidding, I love a good knee slapper *hits elbow*

Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20
story building. The first worker is Italian and when he looks in his
lunch box, he exclaims, "Oh, no, if I have to eat spaghetti for lunch
one more time, I going to jump off the 20th floor and kill myself."
The second worker is Hispanic. When he looks in his lunch box, he
exclaims, " Oh, no, if I have to eat tacos for lunch one more time, I
going to jump off the 20th floor and kill myself." The third worker is
polish. When he looks in his lunch box, he exclaims, "Oh, no, if I
have to eat polish sausage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump
off the 20th floor and kill myself."
The next day the Italian looks in his lunch box, sees a bowl of
spaghetti. He walks to the edge and jumps to his death. Then the
Hispanic worker looks in his lunch box, sees 2 tacos. He walks to the
edge and jumps to his death. Finally the polish worker looks in his
lunch box, sees a polish sausage sandwich. He walks to the edge and
jumps to his death.
At the funeral for the three workers the Italian workers wife is
sobbing out of control and cries," Oh, its all my fault. If only I had
packed him a different lunch!" The Hispanics wife is also sobbing out
of control and cries," Oh, its all my fault. If only I had packed my
husband a different lunch!" The polish workers wife isn't crying at
all so the other two wives confront her.
"Don't look at me," she exclaims, "He packs his own lunch!"
Next please....
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Cyraxpt: People from Poland are called pole? I thought it was pollack.
polack is derogatory in the US.
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tinyE: 'Bear Left' as in it's not there anymore.
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gunsynd: Ahh...No...
And Ahhh yes, what are we arguing over punchlines now? :P It's a retelling of the blond joke, "Blond going to Disneyland; sees the sign that says 'Disneyland Left' so she turned around and went home."
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grimwerk: Flying across the Atlantic. Pope John Paul II is aboard. We encounter only a little bit of turbulence, and yet the aircraft responds erratically. The situation grows worse. The Pope stands up, apologizes, and moves to a seat on the other side of the plane. Everything is fine.
I really don't get that joke sry.
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Crewdroog: "
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gunsynd: Next please....
? you no like?
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gunsynd: Next please....
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Crewdroog: ? you no like?
A little bit lame:-)
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Crewdroog: ? you no like?
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gunsynd: A little bit lame:-)
then YOU write one down. :)

And yeah, I'm not normally good with jokes. this one was the only one i could remember.
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Cyraxpt: People from Poland are called pole? I thought it was pollack.
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Crewdroog: polack is derogatory in the US.
Oh? Didn't know that, still, "pole" is a bit weird for me considering it could be a lighting pole, strip pole, etc.
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Crewdroog: polack is derogatory in the US.
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Cyraxpt: Oh? Didn't know that, still, "pole" is a bit weird for me considering it could be a lighting pole, strip pole, etc.
LOL
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gunsynd: A little bit lame:-)
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Crewdroog: then YOU write one down. :)

And yeah, I'm not normally good with jokes. this one was the only one i could remember.
A Pollack, a Chinaman, a Pom and an Aussie were in the pub debating whose country was the best.
The Pollack reckoned his was the best, because we got the greenest grass.
The Pom reckoned his was the best because they had the most beautiful flag.
The Chinaman reckoned his was the best because of their Great Wall.
The Aussie said we're the best, 'cos we got the kangaroo, and that can jump over your great wall, crap on your grass and wipe it's ass with your flag!
WTF is a Pom?
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tinyE: WTF is a Pom?
dd
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tinyE: WTF is a Pom?
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gunsynd: dd
Oh, obviously. :P
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Cyraxpt: Oh? Didn't know that, still, "pole" is a bit weird for me considering it could be a lighting pole, strip pole, etc.
It would be a bit easier to tell those apart if you started writing "Pole" with a capital 'P' when referring to people from Poland. :P
Of course that doesn't help you tell the North Pole apart from a Polish Viking or something.
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tinyE: WTF is a Pom?
Pomeranian?