Posted December 18, 2017
If we only had more mosquito nets, every year we could save millions of mosquitoes dying needlessly from AIDS...
sanscript
Choose τ over π
Registered: Jul 2011
From Norway
TwoHandedSword
Sharp tongue, rapier wit, cutting sense of humor
Registered: Sep 2011
From United States
Posted December 26, 2017
Hello, police? I'd like to report a sexagenarian, masticating in public. Disgusting!
TwoHandedSword
Sharp tongue, rapier wit, cutting sense of humor
Registered: Sep 2011
From United States
Posted January 14, 2018
Good lord, nobody's posted anything in this thread since last year!
Telika
Registered: Apr 2012
From Switzerland
Posted January 14, 2018
Molkman.
dtgreene
vaccines work she/her
Registered: Jan 2010
From United States
TwoHandedSword
Sharp tongue, rapier wit, cutting sense of humor
Registered: Sep 2011
From United States
Posted February 01, 2018
Thirty days hath September,
April, June, and November;
All the rest have thirty-one,
Excepting February alone,
And that has twenty-eight days clear
And twenty-nine in each leap year.
April, June, and November;
All the rest have thirty-one,
Excepting February alone,
And that has twenty-eight days clear
And twenty-nine in each leap year.
sanscript
Choose τ over π
Registered: Jul 2011
From Norway
Posted April 22, 2018
What the hell has Sven got to do with ANY of this? Let's burn these cards!
Post edited April 22, 2018 by sanscript
johnnygoging
I was told there would always be a bigger fish
Registered: Jun 2013
From Canada
Posted April 22, 2018
This is a sharp ladle you bastards and I completed two thirds of a cooking course!
sanscript
Choose τ over π
Registered: Jul 2011
From Norway
Posted April 22, 2018
Post edited April 22, 2018 by sanscript
Telika
Registered: Apr 2012
From Switzerland
Posted April 22, 2018
But if but if no wait just listen I mean what if okay never mind.
Torchjockey
New User
Registered: Mar 2012
From United States
Posted April 24, 2018
Four games good, two games bad!
sanscript
Choose τ over π
Registered: Jul 2011
From Norway
Posted April 25, 2018
We only need sticks and stones when spicing up on our harvest!
TwoHandedSword
Sharp tongue, rapier wit, cutting sense of humor
Registered: Sep 2011
From United States
Posted April 29, 2018
Man, the weather has been horrible here in the northeast US. But at least I have this to look forward to:
Telika
Registered: Apr 2012
From Switzerland
Posted April 29, 2018
Generally speaking, most beautiful thing in the world : Not Being Forced To.
Okay, I'm bartlebying.
Okay, I'm bartlebying.
sanscript
Choose τ over π
Registered: Jul 2011
From Norway
Posted May 01, 2018
brrrugh, brah, efff, hrmpffffff, karsssss, ressss, arghhglo, brrrugh, brah, efff, hrmpffffff, karsssss, ressss, iglooo, eeeeeerugrrr, ughhhhh, raaaaaaaghh, aaaaaa, ooooooack, laaaaaaz, hrmpffff. rum-rum-rummmmm.
[... the noise of an elephant...]
brrrugh! [screamed the elephant.]
[It got hit by the dinosaurs toe. The dinosaur, really close by the elephant said:] “urrugh-err”. ”uhh”.
[the pitch of the elephant is really high:] urrugh-err-uhh!
Here I am practising on my new role in front of my mirror and they have the gall to send me this flawed script! A dinosour does NOT sound like that!
[... the noise of an elephant...]
brrrugh! [screamed the elephant.]
[It got hit by the dinosaurs toe. The dinosaur, really close by the elephant said:] “urrugh-err”. ”uhh”.
[the pitch of the elephant is really high:] urrugh-err-uhh!
Here I am practising on my new role in front of my mirror and they have the gall to send me this flawed script! A dinosour does NOT sound like that!
Post edited May 01, 2018 by sanscript