Posted May 22, 2019
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Sell the lemons for a tidy profit, and treat yourself to a hard cider instead.
TwoHandedSword
Sharp tongue, rapier wit, cutting sense of humor
Registered: Sep 2011
From United States
sanscript
Choose τ over π
Registered: Jul 2011
From Norway
Posted June 08, 2019
I'm the ZERO... you're the HERO!
HunchBluntley
language geek
Registered: Jul 2014
From United States
Posted August 16, 2019
"Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!"
- Abraham Lincoln, Gettysburg Address
- Abraham Lincoln, Gettysburg Address
tiny E
Find me in STEAM OT
Registered: Dec 2012
From Other
TwoHandedSword
Sharp tongue, rapier wit, cutting sense of humor
Registered: Sep 2011
From United States
Posted August 18, 2019
Yes, but what if beggars COULD be choosers?
Hooyaah
*｡ *. Stars are brighter in the darkest of times
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted August 19, 2019
Breaking news! A hole was reported in the wall of the nudist colony. Police are looking into it just now.
TwoHandedSword
Sharp tongue, rapier wit, cutting sense of humor
Registered: Sep 2011
From United States
Posted August 25, 2019
Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
HunchBluntley
language geek
Registered: Jul 2014
From United States
NameGoo
Go RedBlacks!
Registered: Apr 2011
From Canada
Posted August 26, 2019
Fantastic, yes. I agree with everything you've said.
Also, these sliced fruit candies are really food.
Also, these sliced fruit candies are really food.
JackknifeJohnson
Solo
Registered: May 2019
From United States
Posted September 09, 2019
Things are about to get diceey!!
TwoHandedSword
Sharp tongue, rapier wit, cutting sense of humor
Registered: Sep 2011
From United States
Posted September 12, 2019
I dropped it like it was hot.
P.S. It was.
P.S. It was.
HunchBluntley
language geek
Registered: Jul 2014
From United States
Posted October 02, 2019
My sense of humor is like the Sahara -- it covers most of North Africa and has Berbers living in it.
sanscript
Choose τ over π
Registered: Jul 2011
From Norway
Posted December 06, 2019
Greetings, round pig! I come in piece!
Go figure, his humour is dry and mine is not only amorally icky, it's also broken...
Go figure, his humour is dry and mine is not only amorally icky, it's also broken...
Post edited December 06, 2019 by sanscript
TwoHandedSword
Sharp tongue, rapier wit, cutting sense of humor
Registered: Sep 2011
From United States
Posted December 06, 2019
It's been sixteen years. Has Stacy's Mom still got it going on?
HunchBluntley
language geek
Registered: Jul 2014
From United States
