But of course, that has nothing to do with the lobster in the tutu.

But why the turnip? And the hamster?

Of course. I don't know what that has to do with the French.

[SPROING]

I'm (not) GROOT!
So, have you heard about the Alien and the Hamster?!?

autres & ego @ globus GoG

Don't be so negative: Instead of "lubricant", you should be more "lubriCAN"!

Better fellate than felnever.

You guys talk like the people in my dreams. What´s wrong? I feel so hollow now.

Think I'm going to put this on our B&B brochures.

However, it will only work if you press the button next to the giant pig first. trust me.

There is no time like the present. Unless you're a temporal physicist, of course.

Actually was going to study temporal physics as part of my doctorate studies.

I ran out of time though.

And all along I thought it was bend to the left and then pull the nozzle...

Proof that 1 != 1 (!= means "not equal")

NaN !+ NaN (this can easily be verified in your favorite programming language)
NaN + 1 != NaN + 1
Cancel the NaNs and we get:
1
1 != 1

Q. E. D.