Even when he understands perfectly well, he feigns ignorance.

^ Knows damn well i have no idea what he is trying to say with this.

^ loves pecking ducks more than anything else.

^ Hates having to duck pecks, but loves his parrot all the same.

^ He loves peeking at Peking ducks.

^ Through many hours of watching Aikido girls practice, he managed to learn Shiho Nage, which is why he can disarm everybody who dares swing a sword at him. Unfortunately, that doesn't really happen in Texas.

^ Thinks Texas is on Neptune, where no people live, so there's no use for swords.

^ He thinks that Texas is located somewhere in Dallas.

^ Played a minor role in the TV show "Dallas".

^ Produced by Raymond Wong, he was impressive as an extra in Ip Man 2.

^ Shot JR.

^ was hanged by the neck until dead for the shooting of J.R.

^ Watched and smiled.

^ shot the wheel-gun which spooked away the horse on which HeresyMyAccount was sitting 'neath the tall tree's high branch to which the rope was well secured

^ Thinks I would ever fire a noisy gun when I much prefer the silence of a crossbow or piano wire.