^ Could only know that I accepted money from Grandma for finding the same cane that I hid from her if you were spying on us! (She keeps leaving it around the house, so I hide it above her reach as punishment and she'll probably never again have money to give anyway.)

^ is the Little Red Robbin' Hood.

^ is Ruby Hood.

^ steals rubies from hoodlums.

^ Thinks hoodlums would have precious gems without stealing.

^ Thinks Mario should get into shape and shave that ugly moustache off.

^ Can't get enough of Mario's nipples in Odyssey.

^ (falsely) believes i own a Nintendo Switch.

^ Stole MY Nintendo Switch >:(

^ Spreads disgusting lies about me! Like i want a Nintendo Switch ...

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... RIDICULOUS!!!!!!!!!

^ Knows the Switch is the best console yet made.

^ Has never heard of the Nintendo 64

^ Thinks a single stick equally out of reach of both thumbs is a decent way to design a controller.

^ Doesn't understand the difference between a console and a controller.

^ Doesn't understand that they're a package deal. Also N64 is just a less ugly and less verbose PS1.