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^ He's a Beefeater, yet he likes chicken and pork too.
Swore off milk because it insulted their familie's honor.
^ Destroied a full nation to preserve his family honor.
^ Always saw Earth as a huge candy, so he took a bite and learned what magma is.
^ knows the right way to rewrite history
^ Considers the 1958 version of Dracula historically accurate.
^ He considers the 1941 American horror film The Wolf Man, starring Lon Chaney Jr., to be a factual accounting and an actual video documentation of events just as they occurred.
^ is always in honeymoon phase with his girlfriends, because his every relationship ends when the honeymoon phase is about to end.
^ Sent a special team of bees to the moon for scouting. They came back with samples of honeymoon.
^ Prefers to use maple syrup instead of honey.

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Hooyaah: ^ He considers the 1941 American horror film The Wolf Man, starring Lon Chaney Jr., to be a factual accounting and an actual video documentation of events just as they occurred.
^ He saw Lon Chaney walking with the queen, and he also saw a werewolf drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic's.
^ He saw the lost Lon Chaney film "The Big City"
^ he saw the Cynthia Rothrock movie "Undefeatable" and immediately decided to reenact this fight scene with a friend and his girlfriend
^ Used to scream like in this fight scene while practicing Jet Kune Do
^ Used to scream like in this fight scene while passing a kidney stone.
^ Used to scream like in this fight scene while finding a stone in his kidney beans.