Granted, you'll receive a Tamagotchi in your birthday.
I wish to read people's mind without my head exploding or other painful things.
Granted - nothing painful will happens. Still every single time you read someone mind some of his personality overwrite yours. In time there is no more you - just a thing that reads minds.
I wish for us to stop wishing before some of those things will start happening
I hope participants know I am waiting very eager for that "corrupt a wish" version ;)
Granted, But the majority of people will still wish for their wishes to be corrupted so the viscious wheel will still be turning therefore your wish only applys to people who have not posted on this thread.
P.S Your wish was unique and I had to become more creative, therfore
I wish to be the most respected man on earth.