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dtgreene: I wish for Touhou 1 (the Highly Responsive to Prayers) to become available on gog.com
Granted, GoG forum member Tauto is once again single and available.

You both elope and regularly copulate.

I wish I was copulating.
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Kleetus: I wish I was copulating.
Granted. You are now pregnant.

I wish the sexual stuff would be kept away from this sort of topic.
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dtgreene: I wish the sexual stuff would be kept away from this sort of topic.
Granted, there is no sexual stuffing in this topic.

I wish I was stuffed.
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dtgreene: Granted. You are now pregnant.
I thought so, complete strangers were telling me I was glowing and looking radiant.

Plus I've also had a white milky discharge exuding from my mammary glands.
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dtgreene: I wish the sexual stuff would be kept away from this sort of topic.
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Kleetus: Granted, there is no sexual stuffing in this topic.

I wish I was stuffed.
Granted! You're now a proud taxidermy by the famous Chuck Testa. How's that for spicy old memes?

I wish I had a set of wish granting orbs.
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Darvond: I wish I had a set of wish granting orbs.
Granted, but unfortunately there is no way to tell the orbs what wish to grant, so their effects are unpredictable and often bad.

I wish that there were a way to consistently define a finite number to be the sum of the infinite series
1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + ...
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dtgreene: I wish that there were a way to consistently define a finite number to be the sum of the infinite series
1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + ...
Granted, but you must double-up on your medication for it to make sense.

Gosh your wishes suck; it's no wonder you're -48, no wonder at all.

I wish that I had X-Ray vision.
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Kleetus: I wish that I had X-Ray vision.
Granted, but you now see a medusa on the other side of the wall, and turn to stone as a result.

In Pokemon Red, I wish I knew how much damage Tackle does when used by a Pokemon with 256 Attack against one with 3 Defense.

(If you actually try this, the game softlocks.)
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dtgreene: Granted, but you now see a medusa on the other side of the wall, and turn to stone as a result.
Thanks, I loved being stoned.

BTW, I've missed you so much Miss Dee that I've found all your posts and voted them up.

I did this because I love you.
Due to your null wish, the thread softlocks.

I wish this thread would reboot.
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TwoHandedSword: I wish this thread would reboot.
Granted. Unfortunately, it fails to finish loading and a triple fault occurs, causing the thread to reboot *again*, and the same thing happens, yielding an infinite reboot loop.

I wish that TwoHandedSword would trade the rapier for a magic spell.
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dtgreene: I wish that TwoHandedSword would trade the rapier for a magic spell.
Granted, however, there was a mix up and he now has the rape spell.

He uses it to digitally penetrate his opponents.

I wish I was rich so I could buy more shiny things.