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Kleetus: I wish that every post in this thread was mine and that I grant myself everything.
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dtgreene: Granted: You grant yourself everything.

Unfortunately, "everything" includes many undesirable things, including cancer and death. Hence, in the infinite wisdom of the original Dragon Warrior, "thou art dead".

I wish that the money underflow glitch from Final Fantasy Legend 3 worked in real life. (In other words, I wish that I could get wealthy simply by having a thief steal more money than I have.)
Granted: you now have an unlimited source of income by contantly having your money being stolen.

Unfortunately,since you are now an anomaly, you, your house, and the thief have been relocated to a secure location owned by the SCP Foundation, where you will spend the rest of your life, and all your money and extra income will go to fund their research on you and other anomalies. Enjoy your new life, unless you die on a event of containment breach. After all, the cell is individual, but the building houses many, MANY, other fun friends.

I wish I had the power to alter reality at my will anywhere, anytime, and with or without the presence of anyone or anything.
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FF_Player: I wish I had the power to alter reality at my will anywhere, anytime, and with or without the presence of anyone or anything.
Granted, you die and then appear at your solicitor's office to alter your will.

Unfortunately, you died destitute so there was nothing to alter and nobody was present.

I wish that I die rich and everyone tries to kill each other for my money.
Wish granted, but before you die, you spend all your money on professional escorts and none is the wiser; they still kill each other for an empty stash!

I wish all sorts of nightmares and guilt to befall, ride and plague night and day, the "progressives", the "liberals", the "democrats", who foiled Trump's anti-immigration law, a.k.a. Muslim ban and were even proud for that!
Post edited May 23, 2017 by KiNgBrAdLeY7
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: I wish all sorts of nightmares and guilt to befall, ride and plague night and day, the "progressives", the "liberals", the "democrats", who foiled Trump's anti-immigration law, a.k.a. Muslim ban and were even proud for that!
Something gets warped, and the wish hits the wrong targets. Instead, it hits the user whose forum title contains both the words "Pride" and "Wrath", as well as all those who would be allied with said person, including much of the U.S. government. As a result of all this, the US congress is unable to have a quorum (and therefore unable to pass laws), and the presidency is effectively vacant. (For some reason, those affected, while unable to perform the duties of office, are still counted as being able to perform said duties.) As a result, the US government is effectively fully shut down until the next election, at which point the Republicans aren't able to win any seats (hence, the House is 100% Democrat).

I wish that all countries in the world would abolish all limits on emigration and immigration. I further wish I knew why "immigration" has 2 m's, but "emigration" has 1.
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dtgreene: I wish that all countries in the world would abolish all limits on emigration and immigration.
Granted, everyone moves into your house and kicks you out.

You are left homeless and alone, with only trusty Kleetus at your side.

I wish I could stay at other people's homes for free and for as long as I wanted.

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dtgreene: I further wish I knew why "immigration" has 2 m's, but "emigration" has 1.
Because one is in and the other is out, duh.
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Kleetus: I wish I could stay at other people's homes for free and for as long as I wanted.
Granted, but something changed in your mind: You know longer want to stay at anybody else's house.

I wish for somebody to complete a glitchless speedrun of Daggerfall.
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dtgreene: I wish for somebody to complete a glitchless speedrun of Daggerfall.
Granted, it was so fast it couldn't be recorded and you didn't get to see it.

I wish my scrotum was really big and elastic so I could stretch it over me to keep me warm and protected from the elements.
Wish granted, unfortunately you are also protected from oxygen.
Self-suffocation via scrotum is horrific way to die, but everyone else had a good laugh at your misfortune.

I wish that Cleveland Mark Blakemore never got into video game development.
Granted,now instead he is your best buddy and permanent room mate.


I wish I was marooned on an island with the ten most beautiful women in the world.
Granted, but it turns out that they're incredibly bad at "activities", if you will.

I wish for more communism. Bowser Communism.