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Kleetus: I wish I was a survivor.
Granted. You discover that you have been raped as a child, and are a survivor of rape. As a result of the incident, you now suffer from PTSD.

I wish that users with forum titles containing the string "Hair" would be banned from posting or changing their forum title for 1 day.

Edit: I just noticed: Your wish was grammatically incorrect: It should be "were", not "was". (My corruption still stands, as does my new wish.)
Post edited 22 hours ago by dtgreene
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dtgreene: you now suffer from PTSD.
If PTSD stands for Post Testicular Seminal Discharge, then I'm pretty sure I caught it from Mr e.

He's diseased and disgusting.
Wish granted, but only those with the word hairbrush.

I wish murderers would be caught and skinned alive, instead of suiciding, killed on spot or merely arrested.
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: I wish murderers would be caught and skinned alive, instead of suiciding, killed on spot or merely arrested.
Granted, but the people in charge of catching the murderers are skinned alive and killed as a result.

I wish for a mod that remakes Skyrim in Morrowind's engine.
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dtgreene: I wish for a mod that remakes Skyrim in Morrowind's engine.
Granted, Skyrim now has double the bugs and crashes making the game unplayable.

And it was all your fault.

I wish that people would be more generous and sexually promiscuous with me.
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Kleetus: I wish that people would be more generous and sexually promiscuous with me.
Granted: You have now been raped.

I wish for Skyrim to be remade with Arena's engine, since Arena is the least buggy Elder Scrolls game.
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dtgreene: Granted: You have now been raped.
Thanks, this is about the only nice thing you've ever done for me.