Granted. The game gets released, but unfortunately, there is one characteristic that you find annoying: The game has you create your own character, but there is no option for you to create a male character, with an excuse like "it wouldn't fit the story". Also, the game contains one particularly obnoxious stealth escort section, in which if your escort (who likes to go off on her own and not follow you) gets seen, it's an instant game over, and this section comes at the end of a long dungeon with no save points.

I wish to trade the cold weather here with the weather in Sydney, Australia for a day.

Granted, but by trading the weather, the entire planet falls into an imbalance and marks the start of a new ice age!

I wish to be a Genie. ;D

Granted. You are now a djinn (or gin, if you prefer) and have now been mixed with tonic.

I wish for an EGA remake (complete with text parser) of Quest for Glory 5.

Granted, it was so enhanced that it was deemed illegal by the IOC (your wishes suck the hardest).

I wish I WAS enhanced, I wish that I had X Ray vision so I could look at women's pubis and boobies.

Granted, but everyone you meet is aware of that, and you end up being arrested for being a pervert.

I wish for something unpresidented to happen; specifically, I wish for the Electoral College to not vote Trump in, and for Hillary Clinton to instead become president.

Granted, Hillary is elected President of the Electoral College and retires as Professor Clinton.

I wish I was a college professor so I could profess.

Granted, you are Professor of the Ringworld that the Creatures series was set on, Albia.

I wish GOG attained the rights to Command and Command Prompt.

Granted, but GOG doesn't know what to do with the rights.

I wish for a JRPG-style adaptation of Baldur's Gate, much like the NES adaptation of Ultima 4.

Granted, but it was so Japanese that you thought you were turning Japanese, you really thought so.

I wish that everyone would give me heaps of money this Christmas.

Granted: You just got a billion Zimbabwe dollars. Too bad those dollars are worthless due to hyperinflation.

I wish for a direct sequel to Ultima 3 that is not Ultima 4 (or later).

Granted, you get a shitty fan-made mod called Ultima 3.5.

I wish I had fans.

Granted, but they come with broken power cords, so you can't get them to run.

I wish for the Electoral College to elect Zoe Quinn as president of the US.

Wish granted; the electoral college stops voting for "apes in heels" and Donald Trump is the new president at 20 January. As a bonus, he allows Putin to level Turkey.

I wish Putin to remain calm and smart and unlike the nigger baboon/buffoon gay, to not make accusations or threats.

Granted, but he gets kicked out of office for doing so.

I wish for the current age requirement for the position of US president to be reversed. (Currently, you have to be at least 35 years old to become president. I am wishing for the requirement to instead be at *most* 35 years.)

Granted, you get a 34.9 year old President-elect, but by the time he becomes President he is too old.

He is then impeached and executed by lethal injection.

The lethal injection goes horribly wrong and the President turns into a transsexual, and is then burned at the stake.

I wish I WAS a president of my own banana republic and tax haven, Kleetus Isles.