Granted,once you stop your cross dressing you will be fearless and lead the worms to battle.



I want a brand spanking new....?

Granted, tinyE bends you over his li'l knees and spanks you.

You then get sexually aroused and fondle tiny, but can't find anything.

I wish I could fondle people.

Wish granted, but only if you are brave enough to play live, outside, in real life, randomly, "truth or dare"!

I wish the new year to be the last one, concerning the existence of the tyranny of European Union and all of its hostile to its own denizens rules/laws/regulations.

Granted; 2017 is the last year. When 2018 would start, the sun abruptly explodes, taking Earth with it.

I wish for Carrie Fisher to become President of the United States and serve two full terms.

Granted, she is exhumed and becomes President, but unfortunately she is spineless and becomes a lame duck President.

I wish I had able-bodied ducks and geese.

Granted, but it cost you your life.
I wish Kleetus is alive again, wearing MC Hammer shorts.

Granted, I'm reborn as Kleetus Hammer, You Can't Touch Me.

I wish people would be more touching.

Granted, but then somebody touches you in an entirely inappropriate manner (one that would be considered sexual assault).

I wish that all Republican members of the U.S. federal government would be only as healthy as Carrie Fisher and her mother are currently.

Wish granted; all democrats get the physical condition of Hillary and the mental state of Obama.

I wish my ex to DIE OFF correctly and properly this time round, instead of visiting my home uncalled for, once again and even verbally abuse/attack me; and this time for her to die really herself, not some other poor, unrelated girl her age with same name and similar face even, like before!

Granted: Your ex dies, as does everyone that she has been in a relationship with. Unfortunately, you were in a relationship with your ex at some point (otherwise she wouldn't be your ex, right?), therefore you are now dead.

I wish for Carrie Fisher to direct a movie that hasn't yet started production.

granted but she had to go on location to film it and will be gone for a few eons,,,but theres also bad news she requested you come try out for a part there too... :)

I wish for money to buy the playboy mansion...

Granted: You get the money, but somebody else bought the mansion before you and isn't selling.

I wish I had an oboe so I could learn how to play it. (Keep in mind that I already know how to play the clarinet and the bassoon when granting this wish.)

Granted, however, there was a mixup and instead of the oboe you had to play a hobo.

This hobo was also a homo, and no matter how hard you tried blowing you couldn't play him.

I wish people would blow me and play me like an instrument, the trombone is one of my favourite positions.

Granted: You have been played like a fiddle. As a result, you have now been sold into slavery, and are now a sex slave, which is not as fun as it sounds (in particular, you have horrible working conditions, and are not allowed to leave or to post on this forum).

I wish that more people would be aware of the difference between sex slavery (as I described here) and ethical sex work.

Wish granted. People miraculously somehow have an epiphany, find true enlightenment suddenly and restore the left-hand-path, Asian religions worshiping sex and unison between humans, in major religion status, once again. No more slavery or frowned upon expression of freedom and art; only holy, dignified, faithful, spiritual and ritualistic banging, complete with meditation, prayers and offerings to the gods!

I wish GOG brings to its store all the good oldies it is missing, so i can get them, other people get them and throw giveaways for partying to boot!