Also I thought it was established that I'm a vampire?
No, no, that's sanfueg. You're looking for sanfueg.
Pretty sure I can out vampire him/her.
I mean I didn't get up until 11 pm.
I can suck necks like no one's business.
People find me monstrous but I'm sexy before they know my true nature.
I don't $#@$#@$ glitter in sun light.
I look goooood in a cape.
& my steaks are usually pretty bloody.
But then I've had human blood before....