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tinyE: Is that skeleton taking a shit?
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Emob78: That's a hell of a way to greet someone. What's your pickup line for a lady? 'Mind if I vomit all over the backseat of your car?

Welcome, Jim. Remember, the mops are in the closet, always wash your hands when handling food, and give everyone's opinion a wide berth around here. Or just use one of those jerk script things that re-arranges all the words you see to make them pleasant and inoffensive. And lithium is no longer available on credit.
I'm serious! Look at Tpiom's avatar. That my friend is a skeleton squatting down and going number two.
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Emob78: That's a hell of a way to greet someone. What's your pickup line for a lady? 'Mind if I vomit all over the backseat of your car?

Welcome, Jim. Remember, the mops are in the closet, always wash your hands when handling food, and give everyone's opinion a wide berth around here. Or just use one of those jerk script things that re-arranges all the words you see to make them pleasant and inoffensive. And lithium is no longer available on credit.
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tinyE: I'm serious! Look at Tpiom's avatar. That my friend is a skeleton squatting down and going number two.
It looks like it's face-sitting on its not-quite-visible love interest. Just look at that smile. Look at those choppers, will ya?
Weeelcome to gOg!
Welcome home, Jim.

While you were away, our scanners detected something strange. If you want I can beam it over to you.
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BrokenSaint: Welcome home, Jim.

While you were away, our scanners detected something strange. If you want I can beam it over to you.
Hi BrokenSaint!

Thanks for the welcome.

It's funny that you put a link to System Shock 2 in your original post. I have a System Shock (1) CD in a jewel case. Now that I run a Windows 8.1 (64-bit) system, my old CD games won't even install, most of them asking for a 64-bit version. For example, the other day I was trying to install Circle of Blood (which is known outside North America as Broken Sword II: Shadow of the Templars), and this 15 MB game said that I didn't have enough disk space (what, 254 GB free of 418 GB isn't enough?). LOL.

Jim
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Bookmusicfan5472: Good morning from the United States' east coast. A 52-year-old government employee, I like to play games but am usually not very good at them. I also enjoy reading, traveling, music, and eating out. Looking forward to discussing some great games!

Jim
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Tpiom: You're not welcome here. Now begone! :P

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...sorry? I'm just kidding.
It's OK. Looks like your skeleton's doing a deuce.

Jim
Post edited June 20, 2016 by Bookmusicfan5472
I TOLD YOU!

Jim agrees!

That skeleton is dropping a lode!
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tinyE: I TOLD YOU!

Jim agrees!

That skeleton is dropping a lode!
How about the 30 Helens? Do they agree?
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tinyE: I TOLD YOU!

Jim agrees!

That skeleton is dropping a lode!
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sunshinecorp: How about the 30 Helens? Do they agree?
29 Helens Agree, Promptness is Important.
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tinyE: 29 Helens Agree, Promptness is Important.
Aye, that was probably the best one.
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Tpiom: You're not welcome here. Now begone! :P

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...sorry? I'm just kidding.
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tinyE: Is that skeleton taking a shit?
Hey, no prying eyes! Even skeletons have their needs!
Post edited June 20, 2016 by Tpiom
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Tpiom: Hey, no prying eyes! Even skeletons have their needs!
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.
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BrokenSaint:
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Bookmusicfan5472: Hi BrokenSaint!

Thanks for the welcome.

It's funny that you put a link to System Shock 2 in your original post. I have a System Shock (1) CD in a jewel case. Now that I run a Windows 8.1 (64-bit) system, my old CD games won't even install, most of them asking for a 64-bit version. For example, the other day I was trying to install Circle of Blood (which is known outside North America as Broken Sword II: Shadow of the Templars), and this 15 MB game said that I didn't have enough disk space (what, 254 GB free of 418 GB isn't enough?). LOL.

Jim
I know what you mean. There have been days where I have spent hours trying to get an old game working properly (usually without success). So, it is a good thing that GOG is around to do all the hard work for us. :)

I have sent you the code for System Shock 2. It should work on your computer.
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Bookmusicfan5472: Wow, thanks for the welcome, people.

I like a lot of different types of games, such as adventure games like interactive fiction, King's Quest; Leisure Suit Larry; Myst; and the Journeyman Project; first-person shooters like Doom, Quake, Heretic, and Hexen; caual games like bingo, word search, puzzle games like Tetris; RPGs like Might and Magic, Baldur's Gate; Forgotten Realms; The Bard's Tale and Stonekeep.

Jim
Have you played the new King's Quest?
We should start a Jim fanclub while he's not looking so that he's utterly confused when he comes back about how he makes one post on a random forum on the internet and suddenly everybody loves him.
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zeogold: We should start a Jim fanclub while he's not looking so that he's utterly confused when he comes back about how he makes one post on a random forum on the internet and suddenly everybody loves him.
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