I'm starting to worry a little bit... MIRTH-9 is just the kind of opponent that could find a way to defeat even Mister Resister...
But it goes both ways: even a weakling like Mister Resister could exploit MIRTH-9's weaknesses and give it a run for its money.
It will be an interesting fight!

A soft croak echoes from backstage…

A magic frog hops onto the scene, glitter sparkling from her cape of lettuce. Her pancake hat hums a dramatic tune as she declares:

“I bring chaos, confetti, and mango mousse. May I enter… or shall I sneak in disguised as dessert?”
The crowd stares. The judges blink. The contest just got unpredictable.

General Information

Full Name: Lady Croakulina Von Saltapiedra IV, Marchioness of the Shimmering Puddles
Race: Transdimensional Talking Amphibian
Age: 2,997 years old (though she claims to be “the perfect age for causing chaos”)
Class: Mystic Jester / Lady of the Round Frog
Alignment: Chaotic Chaotic (her moral compass is a cooked spaghetti noodle)
Origin: The Realm of the Seven Sauces, where trees grow spoons and rivers flow with gazpacho

Physical Characteristics

Height: 1.15 m when excited, 0.70 m when disappointed by the menu
Weight: Depends on how many pastries she’s eaten that day
Skin Color: Neon green with glitter sparkles and spots that tell bad jokes
Eyes: Huge, hypnotic, capable of projecting interdimensional memes
Clothing: Dress made of artichoke petals, reinforced jelly boots, and a tiara that shoots confetti whenever someone says “seriousness”

Special Abilities

Glamorous Croakmancy: Vocal magic that summons explosive rainbows, singing bubbles, and flying hats
Dramatic Leap: Jumps with such elegance she leaves a trail of perfume and existential doubt
Multipurpose Tongue: Functions as a paintbrush, microphone, whip, and can write poetry in the air
Dessert Transformation: Turns into mango mousse to escape awkward situations
Chaotic Diplomacy: Convinces enemies with arguments like “what if we were all flamingos for a day?”

Base Stats (Level 1)

Strength 7 Can lift an umbrella, but not one with attitude
Dexterity 22 Dances salsa while dodging arrows and criticism
Constitution 11 Handles drama and extreme spices like a pro
Intelligence 5 Thinks riddles are just badly written recipes
Wisdom 3 Once argued with a cloud for three hours
Charisma 26 Her mere presence sparks spontaneous applause and joyful confusion

Starting Inventory

Pink Gummy Wand: Shoots sweet rays and makes bubble sounds with a French accent
Flying Pancake Hat: Can be used as transport, shield, or airborne breakfast
Necklace of Infinite Laughter: Triggers contagious giggles and dismantles any attempt at seriousness
Bag of Things That Shouldn’t Exist™: Contains items like “a toaster that gives romantic advice” and “a cloud that cries glitter”

Lore & Backstory

Lady Croakulina was born during a candy rain at the Festival of the Cosmic Frog. Raised by magical choristers who spoke in verse, she mastered Croakmancy while competing in interdimensional singing contests. Her quest is to find the mythical “Shoe of Balance,” which, according to legend, can unite all planes… or simply turn the universe into a costume party.
She’s been crowned Queen of Chaos in five dimensions, expelled from twelve for “excessive style,” and mistaken for a lava lamp on three occasions. Her arch-nemesis is Baroness Seriousness, a noble who despises pink and puns.

Personality

Virtues: Creative, unpredictable, generous with hugs and jokes
Flaws: Can’t tell the difference between an epic quest and a themed party
Fears: Boredom, Mondays without music, and monochromatic socks
Catchphrase: “By the power of puddles, glitter, and melted cheese!”

a girl-cat. not a cat-girl. that's important.

Very well. My character is a blue marble. His name is Blue Boy.

Age: ??
Color: Blue
Species: Marble
Class: Marble

Physical appearance: Blue Boy is literally a blue marble. He fits easily within the palm of your hand, and his natural habitat is in a bag, with other marbles.

Strengths: Blue Boy is a marble. He is small and agile, making for a fast-moving target that can be difficult to hit. He may not be immediately noticed and can be stepped on or tripped over, causing a potentially lethal fall. Suitable for a Home Alone-style trap or slapstick comedy. Also poses a choking hazard. His particular shade of blue is pleasing to the eye.

Weaknesses: Blue Boy is a marble. He is made of glass, and while relatively sturdy, is far from indestructible. Being an inanimate object, Blue Boy possesses little in the way of direct offensive capabilities; due to inertia, he must typically wait to be thrown or rolled by someone else. He is still subject to the laws of physics, however, and gravity is often a powerful motivator.

Can I still join? If so, I'll be playing my OG character from the first fight club.

My character is a half-orc berserker named Fish. He was once a poor wanderer who became rich after finding chests full of gems with his fellow adventurers. He grew tired of his luxurious lifestyle and has set off once again looking for a fight. He joined the very first Fight Club tournament but didn't quite make it to the top and now he wants more.

He wields his trusty 2 handed great axe that he once used to chop off a kraken's tentacle. He still has his chain armour and 2 healing potions from his previous adventure.

As a half-orc berserker, he has great strength and the tendency to go berserk in the heat of battle.

His weakness is he has an extreme case of OCD (obsessive–compulsive disorder).

Flush Fury versus Cappucinoelle the Coffee Elemental! ROFL! I did not see that one coming... xD As much as I love Flush Fury, I am feeling a bit conflicted because I'm also a great admirer of coffee! ;) Good luck to us both!

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An announcement has been made. The combat will soon begin. Spectators and combatants alike are ready for action and everyone can feel the excitement in the air! Fighters have been paired off for Round 1 and their names have been posted for all to see.

Flush Fury makes an attempt to consult the bulletin board to see which opponent he's up against for Round 1, but there was a crowd lined up in front of him and blocking his view. At first, Flush Fury believed they were his fans, gathered before him to ask for autographs, but it soon became very apparent that this crowd was forming a queue hoping to relieve their bladders!

"I'm here as a fully-registered Fight Club combatant!" Flush Fury angrily shooed these eager pissers out of his way. "I'm not here to cosplay as a communal trough!"

Having finally plowed his porcelain presence towards the bulletin board, Flush Fury took notice of his opponent's name... Cappucinoelle the Coffee Elemental! As much as he was feeling flushed with success, a droplet of condensation trickled down his porcelain ego, like a nervous drop of sweat, for Flush Fury knew all too well that Cappucinoelle was a formidable combatant, armed with scalding coffee attacks and a mighty spoon built for stirring trouble.

"You’re about to meet my porcelain fury, Cappucinoelle..." Flush Fury muttered beneath his breath. "One flush and you're decaffeinated, my dear!"

I am The Owl. The owl is a necromancer. He was originally just a soldier of fortune, but after being transmigrated to another world without his memories he was sent to a school of sorcery by the wizard that found him. The school was dicided into different magical disciplines (fire, water, air, earth, holy, enchanting, healing, calligraphy and the dark arts). The Owl was the only person chosen by the dark arts in his class, and choose a specialization of necromancy, learning how to draw power from the shadow realm.

His major weakness is the fact that since he prefers to use his power to banish Undead instead of summoning them so is he lacking in any summons that can distract the opponent. And his curses are countered by holy light.

I can see Munchy Commander targeting Tulio with ads like "Gold. Gold! GOLD!" "FREE GOLD!" and Tulio silently yelling sideways to Chel and Miguel:
"Heeeeeelp meeee!!"

Hope I get my entry in time, Doc!

Name: Agallas (Tribute to Guts from Berserk).

Backstory: Agallas born in a poor village called El Valle del Desecho in the kingdom of Rulex, the industrial pole of the continent. As all kids from the valley, they started at a young age to gather the pieces from Automatons that the industries throw in the valley, but as a curious and intelligent young boy he develop an obsession to understand how automatons work.
One day, an engineer from the University from Rulex saw the talent of this boy and decided to take him as his apprentice. This will be remember as his best years.
Time passed and the boy became a man when the war against the Kingdom of Windes started, all the engienniers where taken to the front. Agallas inventions helped a lot in the war until he was hit by an enemy projectile and lost his left arm and right eye.
Using his intelectual and knowledge he developed an advanced prothesis for his arm and eye becoming a super soldier.

Abilities: Multifunctional arm with several gadgets like a hand cannon, a grappling hook and a sword.
Advanced vision and laser eye.

Weaknesses: Artillery projectiles.

It's quick entry, I didn't have time to rewrite my character.

(The forum won't allow me to paste my character description :S)

Edit: Ok, I was finally able to do so. Here it is:

You may have never met, cross paths with, or heard anything about her, but Slavic Aunt knows everything about you. Being from a family member, a close friend, or somebody who is acquaintances with someone who was told by somebody else you know; rest assured, your most intimate secrets have reached her ears. How so? Well, she's (kind of) a witch, of course, and folks like to consult practitioners of the oc-cult about all sorts of things, especially about their past, present, and future woes (all of which are probably your fault), and about the different ways one could go around fixing them.

Slavic Aunt doesn't care about any of that though; she’d rather keep her clients mired in problems than not having them at all. Moreover, after amassing such a vast pool of information she has developed a taste for scolding rather than helping, so it's often the case that reluctant preliminary hearings tend to end up in legendary beratement sessions. But even then, and despite her best attempts to suppress it, her arguable latent arcane power is perhaps so immense and unruly that occasional, accurate (or not) predictions and advice can slip from her mouth, unintentionally reshaping the futures of her clients (and occasionally her own) for good or ill.

Abilities/Weaknesses:
Since she (maybe) has the power of divination and altering luck, once per battle she's got a die chance to re-roll any critical success or failure herself or her opponent may have rolled. Meaning, even if absolute victory or defeat seemed anything but assured, there's still a small possibility for that outcome to change for the better or worse.

Other Abilities/Weaknesses:
She doesn't like you.
Has a weird aura that somehow makes people want to spill their beans to her. She doesn't enjoy that either.
Knows everything there is to know about you.
Keeps a stored copy of the most cringe-inducing pictures from your adolescence.
She (maybe) has the power of divination, (perhaps) can peer into the psycho-spiritual realm, and (presumably) also commune with spirits and otherworldly beings.
Can pull off wearing an adidas tracksuit at a wedding.
Hates cats and might be able to conduct demonic rituals that can send them back to hell.

Equipment:
Carries around a set of runes that she'll happily throw to your face if you annoy her too much.

I'll bookmark you a spot until you get it sorted.

Thanks Doc. And thanks for running another fight club, these are always a blast. For the moment I can't seem to be able to write more than a few words per post. Hopefully it'll get fixed soon, otherwise I'll reach out next Monday to the goggies.

Fight number 38 is listed as Neko Hime (again) vs Handsome Handyman.
Since Neko is numbered 9 there, it should probably be Private Wojtek?

How about you just send it to one of us in a PM and we’ll post it here for you? You can send it to me if you want.

Thanks, fixed.